Some of the best quotes from Season 1 Episode 2 of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons. Read on and prepare to get very very uncomfortable.
Arse Splinters
Scott inspects Khloe and helps extract some wood from her rear end. Totally average day for these two.
Exercise Equals Banging
Khloe wants to exercise with Scott. The way these two interact, compared to how he is with Kourtney, makes us wonder why they’re not exercising between the sheets as well.
That B!tch Was My GIRL!
Sometimes, Scott longs for the Kourtney of old.
Is That a Herpe?
Can you even have one herpe? Scott and Khloe touch upon this in a thought-provoking conversation.
Great ‘Career’ Choice, Scott
Scott loves that he gets “paid to chill.” Kourtney laments that she’s been in a 10-year relationship with someone who views getting bombed as his career.
F–k Your Rules!
Kourtney thinks Scott doesn’t follow the “rules” she’s set. He tells her what he thinks of those rules overall.
She’s Insane
Khloe sums it up after Kourtney ditches her tennis match with Scott and her sister … and leaves them with no ride home.
This Pregnancy …
Pregnancy has been hard on Scott. Poor guy.
Umm, Yeah, You’re Banned Too
Khloe learns Scott is not the only person who Kourtney locked out of the premises.
Mason Be Pimpin’!
Scott proudly reflects on how his first-born child is a hit with the ladies.
Sleeping With That Guy?
Not fun for Kourtney K.
Khloe Doesn’t Get It!
Kourtney says Khloe loves the fun Scott, but doesn’t have to put up with his darker side.
Switzerland
Khloe wants to play mediator for her sister and her best friend.
What About ME?!
Scott Disick fires back at Kourtney Kardashian for putting him last (or so he says) and not being more laid back and understanding.
I Just Wanna Be …
Scott lays out his modest goal. Is that so much to ask?!