Khloe Kardashian is the only Kardashian sister with a personality. She made an awful host of The X Factor.
Khloe to Tristan: You Deserve to Have a Sh-tty Life!
It was Tristan Thompson's birthday this week, but considering the way the Cleveland Cavs forward has alienated pretty much everyone in his life, we assume he celebrated in the company of a few strippers or a handful of teammates who weren't too depressed to get off the couch because they play for the Cavs.
Yes, Tristan turned 28 on Wednesday, and Khloe Kardashian marked the occasion by throwing some glorious shade on Instagram.
Kim Kardashian To Khloe: Stop Banging Basketball Players!
Big sis Kim Kardashian is so done watching Khloe get her heart broken and is ready to turn around her pretty pathetic love life.
After her split with the most hated man in the world, Tristan Thompson, Kim is begging her sister to finally switch up her dating type.
Khloe Kardashian: Everyone Just Be Nice to Me, OK?!
How long do you think it takes to get over your boyfriend, the father of your child, cheating on you with your little sister's best friend?
Hopefully Khloe will get back to us on that, whenever it happens.
Khloe Kardashian Gets Busted In Photoshop Fail!
Folks, we probably don't need to tell you that the internet is a brutal place -- a place where, at any given time, tens of millions of strangers are cracking their knuckles in anticipation of telling you how much you suck.
No one knows that better than Khloe Kardashian, who might have thought she would receive a shred of compassion from her followers in the wake of the Tristan Thompson cheating scandal.