Some of the best quotes from Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 3 are seen here. Prepare to make yourself uncomfortable.
Praise the Lord!
Lord Disick or Douche Lord? Scott was feeling pretty high on himself (and drugs) before a dangerous mixture of booze and pills landed Kourtney Kardashian’s partner in the hospital.
Do You Open Up Your …
Kourtney Kardashian and the ins and outs of checking one’s self for ticks. Ah, summer in the Hamptons.
Why You Gotta Be So …
Kourtney can’t believe Kim has the audacity to plan Nori’s party at her house when she already said no.
No Means Yes
At least if you’re Kim Kardashian and Kourtney tells you not to throw a party at her house while she’s not there.
Front Row Seat
It’s about to go down between Kourtney and Kim and Khloe, for one, can’t wait to witness the fireworks.
Just an Excuse
Kourtney knows why Scott insists on “working” so many nights.
Do What You Gotta Do
Life is hard for Scott Disick, trying to make a living out there in the world.
There Are No Words
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Kourtney is Not Pleased!
Not that this realization ever seems to faze Scott, but at least he’s aware of it?
One More Pill!
Scott’s legendary penchant for partying is both impressive, scary and sad at the same time.
Maybe Time to Take it Down a Notch
Scott Disick receives a dire warning from his doctor after taking his hard partying too far, but will he take heed?
A Wake-Up Call?
At least for the moment, it looks like it.
Or Not
Scott quickly reverts back to his old excuse-making ways.