Mother, May She? Paris Makes Plea for Offspring
Reading Time: 2 minutesThis century’s sign of the apocalypse? Paris Hilton wants to be a mother. The 25-year old nymphy nitwit said she …
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Hey, Paris, Britney Wants Her Hair Back!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton couldn’t let Britney Spears have the brunette light, could she? Days after K-Fed’s better half showed off her …
People Actually Want to Watch Paris Hilton Sing
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe Gossip was hoping this was a typo. We double and tripled checked our sources. But apparently Paris Hilton really …
Paris and Heather Team up Against Fur
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton, meet Heather Mills. Animals everywhere are already grateful for this acquaintance. Sources claim that Hilton – who has …
Paris Shoots, She Scores on NHL Goalie!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThat lasted awhile. Days after explaining to Regis and Kelly that she loves being single, Paris Hilton was spotted on …
Paris Hilton Embraces Simple, Single Life
Reading Time: < 1 minuteScrew being simple – and she probably would if that word had a lot of money – Paris Hilton loves …
Paris Hilton Faces Lawsuit, More Driving-Related Hazards
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton hits cars, she flees scenes … and now she faces a lawsuit for an accident that she wasn’t …
From Hotels to Jail Cells? Paris Hilton Hits and Runs
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe’re sorry, Paris. Apparently you actually are a handicapped driver. The whisphy waste of space hit a parked car last …
It’s a Simple, Popular Life for Paris, Nicole
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThis is terrible. Not only has The Simple Life 4 found a new home on E!, it’s evidently a very …
Park It, Paris: Supposedly Handicapped Hilton Draws Ire
Reading Time: < 1 minuteQuick note to Matt Leinart, rookie quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals and occasional boy toy: get out of Paris while …