We may have reached the point where everything we hear about the Rihanna-Leonardo DiCaprio romance is pure fan fiction, but let’s go ahead and examine the latest tidbit anyway:
Apparently the singer promised DiCaprio she wouldn’t get any more tattoos, per his request. Why would Leo make such an absurd request?
The “answer” to that question is uncut drivel that sounds like it’s straight from the mind of a 13-year-old Titanic obsessive:
“Rihanna has always been the type of girl who does whatever she wants, when she wants,” a source tells Hollywood Life.
“She wants a new tattoo but she’s stuck because Leo asked her to promise him she won’t let the needle touch her body until she falls in love again.”
Sounds like the kind of thing that would cause RiRi to erupt in a fit of weed giggles, right? Not according to our “source” who claims Ms. Fenty is loving every second of Leo’s bearded manipulation:
“She thinks he’s playing some kind of mind game with her and she loves it,” the insider claims. “He’s hitting all the right spots, and I’m not talking between her legs. He’s making her feel good and stimulating her on an entirely different level.”
Like we said, this story has officially crossed the line between celebrity gossip and Leo-inspired Fifty Shades spinoff.