Khloe Kardashian is a really big fan of running her mouth.
Seriously, she’ll talk about almost anything, almost always, and it’s definitely always been a pleasure to witness.
This little occasion of Khloe being Khloe is especially welcome though, because Khloe is running her mouth to Jimmy Kimmel about the very important events that are currently affecting her and her family.
For instance, you know how Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are all set to have a baby any day now?
Yep, Khloe discussed that.
Hilariously, Jimmy kicked things off by pointing out that Rob is having a baby with Chyna, who already has a baby with Tyga, who is dating Kylie, Rob’s little sister, and "aren’t you not supposed to mix the gene pool like this, doesn’t this result in Deliverance-type situations?"
"It’s, like, really fun this way," Khloe argued. "It makes our holidays a little more concise."
Sure, Khloe, defend that mess however you need to. You’re off to a great start.
About the baby, Khloe said "Rob has so many traits like my dad, so I think he’s gonna be great with a baby. I’m sure he’s nervous, I think any new dad should be."
It turns out that she and Chyna have really patched up their relationship, because she said "Chyna keeps going ‘Are you ready? We’re having a baby!’ But we meaning, her and I."
"And I’m like ‘Ah yes,’ laughing it off, and now I’m beginning to think, ‘No, she’s really serious.’ Like it’s really her and I."
Khloe has a history of taking care of Rob, so it makes sense that she’d take care of his baby, too.
But let’s get off this weird topic and move on to something simpler but just as juicy — for instance, Khloe’s relationship with Tristan Thompson:
Khloe explains that she still lives in L.A., but she does visit Cleveland very often to be with Tristan. And — surprise! — she says that she really likes it there!
Particularly, she says she likes the absence of paparazzi.
She even tells a funny story about how she went to a Target there and someone told her she should be a professional Khloe Kardashian look-alike because "why would someone think I’m at a Target in Cleveland?"
Oh, all the zany hijinks this girl gets into!
And speaking of hijinks, Khloe also gave some details about Kendall Jenner’s 21st birthday party:
Yeah, so apparently "some prince," a total stranger, gave Kendall a Rolls Royce for her birthday, because that’s normal and not at all terrifying.
And Kendall got so drunk that she apparently forgot all about the car, so that actually is normal.
Stars: they’re just like us!
Kind of. Sometimes.