Oh hell, what a mess.
At least that’s what one tabloid wants readers to believe.
According to Life & Style, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are expecting a baby together.
Mmmmmmkay.
"Khloe’s Nightmare: Pregnant By Lamar," this week’s cover claims.
"But he’s wasted and out of control."
We believe half of that, no question.
Kardashian stuck by Odom after his near-fatal overdose in October 2015, but she forged ahead with divorce plans soon after.
Filing the papers again in May of this year, Khloe signaled once and for all that their best days were behind them … right?
Though Kardashian has denied that she and Odom have been romantic since she first filed in December 2013, some confidants beg to differ.
"Friends believe Khloe is expecting a baby with her estranged husband after years of struggling to conceive," a source alleges.
“A lot of people don’t know it, but Khloe and Lamar were still sleeping together in June."
"There were a couple of late-night hookups. Now Khloe’s friends are buzzing that she’s pregnant, and that it’s Lamar’s."
Odom has fallen back into old habits; a few weeks ago, he was kicked off a Delta flight from LAX to JFK for being too drunk.
The source added:
"She’s done with Lamar, for good. That’s why a pregnancy, which she should be overjoyed with, has become her absolute worst nightmare."
Last week, Radar Online reported that Kris Jenner fired Odom from Keeping Up With the Kardashians because he couldn’t get his life together.
"Instead of using the money that he made from filming last season to better himself, he used to keep up his party lifestyle, " a source told the site.
"The whole family is just done with him."
Another report claims that Khloe found a crack pipe and kicked him out of the house she rented for him to live in while recuperating from the overdose.
The last thing Kardashian wants is a child with Odom, because she “can’t help but worry that Lamar will never get to hold their first-born" if he keeps up this lifestyle.
As for reports that Lamar is homeless?
"Lamar’s not homeless. He has a nice place in California," an insider close to the former NBA star told E! News last week when that rumor surfaced.
"It’s just a lie."
Sadly, one never knows with this guy.