Having already featured plenty of squabbling between its two titular siblings, Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 3 featured a change of pace:
Kourtney raging at KIM instead of Khloe for once!
Upset at Kim Kardashian’s plan to "borrow" her house for North West’s birthday party without asking, Kourt headed to L.A. to give her a piece of her mind.
Meanwhile, Scott Disick’s already out of control partying took a dangerous and scary turn on Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 3.
Naturally, if you watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online, this week’s show episode opened with them … looking to buy a house in the Hamptons!
Wait, what?
Khloe points out that Kourtney “wanted to kill him yesterday” and now this? She makes a valid point, but they have bigger problems we’ll see soon enough.
Meanwhile, Kim wants to throw North’s party at Kourtney’s house, since she’s not there and both Kim’s and Kris Jenner’s homes are somehow inadequate.
Kourtney said no, somewhat surprisingly. Even more surprisingly, Kim decided to have it there anyway, which Kourt found out via her invitation in the MAIL!
She flew home to L.A. with the kids to confront Kim (obviously that was necessary), while Scott stayed on the East Coast for his own birthday party.
A paid appearance, obviously. This is going to get ugly fast. With her leaving down, he plans to use the Hamptons house to get trashed with his friends.
About 12 seconds after she leaves, it appears.
Out in L.A., it’s about.to.go.down.
“Welcome to my house,” Kourt says to Kim, walking onto her own property in an obviously rehearsed scene. Kim is caught off guard and awkward.
Eventually, they work it out after Kim laments that her palace has been under construction for a year and she’s been living with their mom this whole time.
Kourtney is still upset, but she sees where Kim’s coming from. No Internet-breaking moment here (see the Kim Kardashian nude Paper photos for that).
Back in N.Y., this is looking bad.
Scott is WASTED, yet wants to drink and take more pills when he wakes up. His security guy has to drag him up to bed to sleep this off. It’s already bad.
Soon, it’s time for the birthday gig at 1Oak, and we quickly cut to the aftermath of Scott Disick hospitalized with alcohol poisoning, warned by a doctor.
Seemingly heeding the medical professional’s words, Scott confesses to the camera that he drank too much and “took way too many pills to be Okay.”
As Kourtney and Scott discuss his escapades, but The Lord questions if rehab “makes sense” for him because “30 days away from the kids freaks me out.”
Thirty days with no partying, anyway.
His partner puts it a different way: Scott can either go away for a month of treatment or do nothing and end up being taken away from them “forever.”
Sage advice, although as of this post, several months after the Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons drama was filmed, he has not gone to rehab.