Last week, Philadelphia Eagles running back LeSean McCoy incurred the wrath of the Internet when he tipped a waiter a measly 20 cents at a Philly burger joint.
The waiter and the owner of the restaurant “tip shamed” McCoy on Facebook and claimed he was “rude and disrespectful” with staff.
McCoy fired back claiming that the waiter was the one who was rude, and insisting that he’s generally a very good tipper.
The whole thing was turning into an uglier conflict than anything in the Middle East. Fortunately, the level-headed king of conflict resolution decided to get involved before things got out of hand:
Yes, Charlie Sheen was drunk at a Taco Bell somewhere when he saw the Warlock from Mars symbol light up the night sky and knew he was needed.
For once, the Sheenius kept his tiger blood from boiling, and actually stayed cool. He tweeted that he’s forking over $1,000 to “help with the tip debacle,” and added a “#NoJudgment” hashtag at the end, indicating that he’s not taking sides, and just wants to help.
For some reason, however, McCoy wasn’t having it, which means that for the first time in history, Charlie Sheen represents the sane, rational side of a conflict.
“Good to see him finally doing something positive,” said a shade-throwing McCoy when told of Sheen’s donation.
Harsh. Chuckles has yet to fire back, but you know he’s composing an epic Twitter tirade at this very moment.
The real question is, can the NFL survive such a scandal? Only time will tell.
