We give up.
We’ve tried to point out the obvious flaws in Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian (namely: an utter lack of talent), we’ve cited the latter’s publicity-based relationships, we’ve questioned why the topic of spreading mayonnaise on one’s vagina makes for talk show foder.
But none of it matters. For reasons that defy comprehension, Kardashian Konfidential – the memoir that delivers such fascinating tidbits as Kourtney uses pink dish gloves – currently sits at number-four on New York Times Best Sellers List. To anyone who purchased it, we have a simple question:
WHY?
