In case you were wondering, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are sisters. Not saints.
The official poster for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami makes this distinction clear, as the less well-known siblings of Kim Kardashian get totally photoshopped pose seductively on a boat and hype their upcoming E! series.
It premieres on August 16. We’d be more likely to tune in if the title of the show was more apt, alliterative or simply less dumb. Something along the lines of…
- Kourtney and Khloe Go Klubbing
- Kourtney and Khloe Tag-Team Miami
- Kourtney and Khloe Konsider Their Useless Lives, Often Sunbathe
- Kourtney and Khloe Stoop to Any Attention-Grabbing Level to Get Out of Their Sister’s Shadow
Can you kome up with any better name for this ridiculous reality series?