In case you’ve been keeping your distance from the Internet in hopes of avoiding any holiday coffee cup-themed controversies, allow us to fill you in on the latest drama in the world of rebound relationships.
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are dating.
Yes, we know that rumor started circulating even before Gwen got divorced from Gavin Rossdale, but this time it’s the real deal – or so we thought.
Just days ago, Gwen’s rep confirmed that she’s dating Shelton, and since neither party came forward to deny the story, it was widely assumed that they were cool with the new of their relationship going public.
This morning, however, Gwen went bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S) when an interviewer asked about her "new relationship."
"I never said nothing about being in a new relationship," Gwen said, clearly pissed about the question.
"I don’t know who said that, but somebody did, and then my kid came in last night and told me about it. People can say whatever they want, and then they can just believe it."
So…she’s not in a new relationship? It’s tough to tell exactly what Gwen is trying to say here.
It sounds like she is dating Shelton, but she’s a little pissed that the word got out.
We guess we can understand that she’s not pleased that her kids are learning about her love life on Entertainment Tonight, but we’re sure that after more than two decades in the industry, Gwen is equipped to handle that sort of situation.
Hopefully her kids won’t hit her with any questions about double negatives. #GrammarBurn