First a disclaimer:
It’s never cool or funny when two people resort to violence to settle their differences and blah, blah, blah…
That said, this girl vs. girl throwdown that was posted to YouTube yesterday is freakin’ hilarious, mainly because the red stuff we see isn’t blood, but a heaping helping of good old Heinz 57.
Little is known about the cause of the fight, but we certainly know who emerged victorious:
That would be the innovative pugilist who used a squeeze bottle of ketchup to turn her opponent into a human french fry.
It may not be as memorable as the Lingerie Football League fight that broke out last year, but the bout certainly wins the prize for most creative use of condiments.
We’ll take a rematch of this altercation over another Mayweather-Pacquiao fight any day.