Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Olsen Twins: Not Powerful
Reading Time: 2 minutesOne look at Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen makes it apparent these skeletons are far from powerful. Nevertheless, they had been …
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Olsen Twins Look Almost Normal, Moderately Hot
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe can’t believe we wrote that, either. Usually, when we mention the Olsen Twins, it’s to point out that they …
Worst eBay Gift Idea Ever: Olsen Twins in Car
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAre you troubled by the odd fashion sense of Mary-Kate Olsen and sister Ashley Olsen? Are you as disturbed as …
More Than Just Anorexic: Olsen Twins Have Lots of Money
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAccording to a recent interview given by Kim Kardashian, she really isn’t all that rich. The same definitely can’t be …
Bob Saget Abhors Sight of Sickly Olsen Twins
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBob Saget can’t believe it. At the DVD Release Party for “Farce of the Penguins,” he was confronted by his …
Olsen Twins: Battle of the Blondes
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDespite her ever-changing hair color, Mary-Kate Olsen (below, left) has kept one constant in her life – anorexia. Oops, we …
Olsen Twins: One Hobo Lumberjack, One Vampire
Reading Time: < 1 minuteOh, those crazy Olsen Twins. Tired of having her boyfriends pilfered by the Hilton Sisters, and weary from having shunned …
Zombie Olsen Twins Want to Eat Your Children
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe used to think the Olsen Twins would turn out alright. Okay, that’s not true. But we had no idea …
Nicole Richie, Ashley Olsen Top PETA Worst-Dressed List
Reading Time: 2 minutesNicole Richie (right) has more to deal with than the fallout from axing Rachel Zoe or denying that she has …
Satanic Olsen Twins Miss Halloween By Two Weeks
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYes, apparently they need to buy some calendars with their dueling $150M fortunes. Halloween’s over, losers! In this picture, Mary-Kate …