Ted Cruz at the RNC
Credit: Getty Location: Cleveland, Ohio Caption: Ted Cruz speaks here at the 2016 Republican National Convention. He refused to support …
Ted Cruz
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Make Out on RNC-Central Billboard
Reading Time: 2 minutesDonald Trump just selected Mike Pence to be his Vice President. But it’s the interactions between this insane candidate for the …
Ted Cruz Ends Presidential Campaign, Elbows Wife in the Face
Reading Time: 2 minutesHeidi Cruz, an entire nation now feels your pain. On Tuesday night, Ted Cruz got trounced by Donald Trump in the …
Ted Cruz is Done
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Ted Cruz Elbows Wife in the Face
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Ted Cruz Doesn’t Care That Carly Fiorina Just Fell Through a Stage
Ted Cruz is focused on one thing and one thing only these days: Making sure Donald Trump is never elected …
Caitlyn Jenner Pees in Trump Tower, Slams Ted Cruz in Hilarious Video
Reading Time: 2 minutesLast week, Donald Trump shocked the world by stating that he supports the rights of trans individuals to use the …
Searcy Hayes: Ted Cruz Lookalike Accepts Porn Offer
Reading Time: 2 minutesYou may be reaching the point where you’ve grown so tired of the media’s non-stop primary coverage that just hearing …
Ted Cruz Thinks a Hoop is Called a “Basketball Ring”
Ted Cruz lost all five states at primary play on Tuesday night to Donald Trump. The odds of him becoming …
Ted Cruz: Tabloid Links Candidate’s Father to JFK Assassination
Reading Time: 2 minutesIn case you’ve spent the last ten months becoming besties with a volleyball on a remote desert island, allow us …