Sucky Paris Hilton Doesn’t Actually Suck
Reading Time: < 1 minuteLet’s review what we’ve learned about Paris Hilton this week: She cries over her music. She’s overrated. She can’t dance. …
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Paris on Paris: New CD, Paris, is Incredible
Reading Time: 2 minutesOverrated? Paris Hilton? That’s crazy. Just ask Paris Hilton herself. When asked about her debut album and about people hearing …
Overrated Paris Hilton Lands in Guiness Book of World Records
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton, overrated? That’s almost as shocking as Kristen Cavallari and Brody Jenner breaking up. According to the 2007 Guinness …
Hilton Sisters Celebrate Paris Album, Firecrotch Storm
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat’s a slutty hotel heiress to do in order to celebrate her awful debut CD other than throw herself a …
Music Critic to Paris Hilton: Don’t Quit Your Day Job
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou know, continue to earn money for waving at people and sleep with every guy on two feet. So recommends …
Paris Hilton, Jenna Jameson Hang Out; Insert Obvious Punch Line Here
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou know, for someone who’s giving up sex for a year, Paris Hilton is hanging out with the individual that …
Paris Hilton, Posse Celebrate ‘Firecrotch Day’
Reading Time: 1 minuteJust when you thought a feud between Paris Hilton and her dog would overtake the heiress’ rivalry with Lindsay Lohan, …
Paris Hilton’s Dog is our Hero
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIt’s a good thing Paris Hilton is making friends with a certain famous kitty – because he dog frickin hates …
Famous Feud Goes Cellular: Lohan Claims Paris, Brandon Davis Placed Prank Calls
Reading Time: 2 minutesSomeone is gonna feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan dammit! She doesn’t care what she has to do to draw it …
Hello, Paris; Goodbye, All That’s Good and Holy
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSo, let us get this straight: In Austria, they pay Paris Hilton $1 million to show up and wave at …