Paris Hilton

Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe’d never defend Paris Hilton. She’s a drunk driving, immoral, spoiled wench of an ugly human being. However, if the …

Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhen you name yourself after a promiscuous waste of space celebrity, what happens when that individual breaks the law and …

Reading Time: < 1 minuteIt’s too easy, but has to be said: Paris Hilton enjoys being in handcuffs, but not under these circumstances. After …

Reading Time: 2 minutesThank you, Paris Hilton. From the bottom of our gossip-hungry hearts, thank you so very much. Just as it seemed …

Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat does Paris Hilton‘s bed look like? Only a few thousand men have ever been lucky enough to find out… …

Reading Time: < 1 minuteHas Lance Armstrong has taken a break from incessantly working out with his new best friend, Matthew McConaughey, to spend …

Reading Time: < 1 minuteHere’s a fantasy thought: If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas … does Paris Hilton ever have to leave? …

Reading Time: < 1 minuteForget STDs for a moment, Paris Hilton has bigger, less itchy problems. Despite a series of hype and promotion that …

Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou know, if Paris Hilton could turn back time, she probably wouldn’t have had sex with Cher’s son. Of course, …

Reading Time: 2 minutesAnd we thought it was difficult enough to pick a side in the ongoing feud between Paris Hilton and Lindsay …