Photo Finish: Katherine Heigl vs. Paris Hilton
Reading Time: < 1 minuteKatherine Heigl is in the news these days for starring on a hit show and contributing to hilarious Knocked Up …
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Paris Hilton Considered Mentally Unstable by Newly Rich Psychiatrist
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSeeing actual Jayden James photos? Shocking. Learning that Paris Hilton doesn’t have a real medical disorder? Not remotely surprising. TMZ …
Paris Hilton Released from Prison
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHey, Nicole Richie, don’t be afraid of jail. All you need to do is whine as much as your reality …
Paris Hilton is Scared in Jail
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton’s pussy isn’t alone in feeling scared. Reportedly, its owner can now relate. TMZ has multiple inside sources who …
Booking Photo Finish: Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie
Reading Time: 2 minutesThis Photo Finish was too easy. They’re BFFs. They both starred on the reality TV hit, The Simple Life. They’re …
Paris Hilton Turns Herself in Early, Begins Jail Sentence
Reading Time: 2 minutesBreak out your party hats. It’s official. Paris Hilton turned herself in to authorities Sunday night and is behind bars. …
Pre-Pokey Partying for Paris Hilton
Reading Time: 2 minutesWe wonder what Rumer Willis has to say about this. The perennial party-goer would probably be in favor of the …
Paris Hilton Pussy to Be Used as Jail Prop; Nicky Hilton Says Punishment is Absurd
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton’s pussy must be looking forward to the day his owner goes into the slammer. Freedom shall finally be …
Friends Rally Around Paris Hilton as Hard Time Awaits
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton has friends. Moreover, they actually are rallying around the soon-to-be piece of jail meat. “We had a little …
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Wanna go to Jail
Reading Time: 2 minutesParis Hilton’s pussy isn’t the only animal fearing for its life. The law-breaking heiress may be putting on a tough …