Paris Hilton Presents Fairy Dust
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhen Paris Hilton shows up in New Jersey, you know she has a good reason for it. The reality TV …
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Paris Hilton to Irritate Public with Second Album
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton isn’t content to get drunk at nightclubs, star in mind-numbing reality shows and flash her vagina every time …
Paris Hilton Wants Your Pity
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSome people drown their sorrows in tubs of ice cream. Others draw attention to themselves by frequenting clubs, looking sullen …
Gasp! Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Break Up!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMere days after Paris Hilton was caught canoodling with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, the sociliate and long-time boyfriend Benji Madden have …
Stavros Niarchos and Paris Hilton Reportedly Run It Back… Again
Reading Time: < 1 minuteNo offense to Benji Madden. But we’re excited about the latest Paris Hilton rumor! According to celebrity gossip tabloid OK!, …
Paris Hilton: Used for Money and Sex
Reading Time: < 1 minutePity Paris Hilton. During a new interview with News of the World, the talentless reality star says she’s happy with …
Useless Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Simpson vs. Paris Hilton
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIt’s a celebrity fashion battle for the ages… and one in which both subjects possess a remarkable lack of talent. …
Candidate Paris Hilton Stumps For Votes
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFor reasons unknown, Paris Hilton continues to release original, unfunny faux campaign videos. Her latest musical venture, “Paris For President,” …
Paris Hilton For President
Paris Hilton’s latest video in her faux presidential campaign. Why she makes these, we can’t say.
Paris Hilton Wants to See Sarah Palin Nude
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe’re not sure which is more depressing: Sarah Palin’s attempts to make Barack Obama into a terrorist sympathizer, or Paris …