Harry Morton Shops for Engagement Ring
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDoes Harry Morton read The Hollywood Gossip? It doesn’t seem that way. If the Pink Taco mogul (the restaurant, people) …
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William H. Macy to Lindsay Lohan: Show Some Respect!
Reading Time: 1 minuteIf Lindsay Lohan truly wants to inspire people, William H. Macy has some advice for her: stop showing up late …
Bosworth, Lohan, McConaughey Aim to Inspire
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe Gossip isn’t here to judge. If you wish to refrain from eating for weeks on end, star in your …
Firecrotch Field? Spoiled, Slutty Superdome? Lohan’s Man to Possibly Name NFL …
Reading Time: < 1 minuteLadies and gentlemen, please welcome your Arizona Cardinals as they make their way into Firecrotch Stadium! Such an annoucement may …
Sex and the City to Blame for Lindsay Lohan Looseness
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHey, don’t blame Lindsay Lohan for how many guys she’s been a mean naughty girl to – it’s television’s fault. …
Father of Lindsay Lohan, Imprisoned, Pens Letter About Awful Daughter
Reading Time: 2 minutesFor Michael Lohan, the season premiere of Prison Break was nothing but a tease. Nevertheless, Lindsay’s father recently penned a …
Mrs. Lohan Developing Own Talk Show, “White Oprah” Speaks
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIs it comforting or frightening to know the awful apple doesn’t fall from the crazy tree? Consider this question as …
Lindsay Lohan Not on Justin Timberlake Guest List
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe reasons why Lindsay Lohan was reportedly left off the guest list of a Justin Timberlake concert are confounding. The …
Paris Hilton, Posse Celebrate ‘Firecrotch Day’
Reading Time: 1 minuteJust when you thought a feud between Paris Hilton and her dog would overtake the heiress’ rivalry with Lindsay Lohan, …
Lindsay Lohan Has to Go to the Bathroom
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSeriously, folks, can you give her some room? We’re not sure if Lindsay Lohan needs a stall to avoid any …