Did Jessica Simpson “Create” John Mayer?
Reading Time: 2 minutesA celebrity gossip magazine alleges that Jessica Simpson created the dating monster that is John Mayer. Must have been a …
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Jessica Simpson: Betrayed By John Mayer!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMost weeks, OK! Magazine straight up invents news. It’s what they do. This week, it’s trying a different tack, reporting …
John Mayer: Douchebag, Aspiring Porn Writer
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct …
Who’s the Bigger Douchebag, John Mayer or Jon Gosselin?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJohn Mayer has long been considered the biggest douchebag in the celebrity universe, or perhaps the entire universe, but The …
John Mayer: Racist AND Homophobic
Reading Time: 2 minutesJohn Mayer is actually a pretty good guitar player. If only he would focus on that skill instead of opening …
John Mayer Apologizes For Racial Slur, Remains King of All Douchebags
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJohn Mayer issued an apology on – what else – the moron’s Twitter page Wednesday after sparking criticism with racial …
John Mayer Refers to Jessica Simpson as “Sexual Napalm,” Uses the N Word
Reading Time: 3 minutesIn a new interview with Playboy, John Mayer makes sure to say that he’s NOT a douchebag. He then spends …
NOOOO! John Mayer Allegedly Brags About Taylor Swift Hook-Up
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe pray this isn’t so… According to In Touch Weekly, John Mayer and Taylor Swift – it pains us to …
John Mayer Speaks on Tiger Woods’ Plight, Refers to Self in Third-Person a Lot
Reading Time: 2 minutesJohn Mayer is a douchebag. Sorry, but sometimes (okay, often), the dude is just so obsessed with himself and hearing …
John Mayer Misses Jennifer Aniston, Boasts of Masturbation Expertise
Reading Time: 2 minutesDon’t complain to us about the risque headline above. John Mayer wrote it for us, basically. The dude may be …