Donald Trump and his physics-defying hair are taking over the world. Consider yourself warned. Then reach for the remote so that you can...
Donald Trump: Did His Second Wife Cheat On Him With Michael Bolton?
Depending on what generation you belong to, you probably think of Michael Bolton as either a wildly popular recording artist or a punchline from Office Space and that Lonely Island sketch about Jack Sparrow.
In either case, from this day forward, you may think of him in very different terms -- as the man who cucked Donald Trump.
Donald Trump Calls on FBI to Investigate Jussie Smollett
President Donald Trump apparently believes that, simply because a prosecutor chooses not to press charges against an individual, this doesn't mean the individual is totally innocent of a crime.
It's even possible, according to Trump, that the higher-up making this legal decision is corrupt and acting out of some sort of bias or personal interest.
Donald Trump to Miley Cyrus: I Love to Watch You Twerk!
Way back in the year of our Lord two thousand and thirteen, a young former Disney star named Miley Cyrus was looking for a way to cut ties with her squeaky clean past.
And she saw a golden opportunity during the 2013 VMAs.
Donald Trump to Jussie Smollett: Apologize to MAGA Nation!
By seemingly faking his own hate crime, Jussie Smollett has made it difficult for the actual victim of hate crimes to come forward and be taken seriously.
He owes the African-American and LGBTQ community a string of apologies, that's much is certain.
Horseface vs. Tiny: Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels Go Nuclear
No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, you probably don't need us to tell you that Donald Trump is not the sort of president we're accustomed to seeing in this country.
While previous leaders of the free world seemed primarily focused on leading the free world (booooring!) Trump has set his sights on continually raising the bar in terms of batsh-t insanity and further debasing America on the global stage.
Kim Kardashian: Ready to Leave Kanye Over MAGA Madness?
Perhaps you've spent the past 24 hours trapped under a rock in a remote forest with especially crappy wi-fi.
If so, we'd like to both congratulate you on your escape and warn you that your return to society is about to be made bittersweet, at best:
Jay Z & Beyonce to Kanye West: It's Us or Trump!
In case you somehow weren't aware, Kanye West is a card-carrying, red hat wearing, verbal vomit-spewing member of MAGA Nation.
Outside of a Russian billionaire whose investment portfolio is made up entirely of coal mines, McDonald's franchises, and XXS glove manufacturers, it's impossible to imagine anyone who might love Donald Trump more than Kanye does.
Donald Trump: My Big, Beautiful Dong Does NOT Look Like a Mushroom!
Like millions of Americans, you may have logged into social media yesterday and found yourself perplexed by the day's trending topics.
Mushrooms? Mario Kart? Toad?! Why were so many of your fellow citizens taking a sudden interest in fungal delicacies and iconic characters from Nintendo racing games?
Stormy Daniels: Trump Sex "Generic" and Under Two Minutes Long
As President of the United States, Donald Trump has a historically low job approval rating, having never once topped 50 percent.
According to adult film actress and frequent Trump foil Stormy Daniels, his performance in the sack also leaves a lot to be desired.