In a word?
GOTCHA!
That’s what the woman on one end of the following text message exchange must be thinking at the moment, following a prank played on her husband that’s gone viral.
It features the woman (Kayla Eby of Oregon) sending her man many photos of a pet she and her young son just rescued.
She says it’s a dog and that the family is keeping him.
The man says it’s a coyote and she is F-CKING OUT OF HER MIND AND HAS TO GET THAT CREATURE AWAY FROM THEIR CHILD ASAP!!!!!!
Scroll down to read both sides of this hilarious back-and-forth…
Look What I Found
We should clearly give him a good home, right?
A Disagreement Ensues
And so begins the case of He Said/She Said/And Then He Said in ALL CAPS Over and Over and Over Again.
Well, This Escalated Quickly
Just kidding about that divorce, but I’m serious: YOU’RE A LOON AND THAT ANIMAL HAS GOT TO GO!
But… He’s Sweet
And you know that cartoon coyote? He’s harmless, Justin. Just a tad wily.
How Can You Fight Fate?
This is how: THAT’S NOT A DOG, IT’S A COYOTE, WOMAN!
BFFs Already!
Do you want to tell our son he and his best coyote friend can no longer hang out?!?
Remember Those Ferrets?
Remember how much they sucked? Well… this is worse!
Coyotes 101
Pretty sure they’re harmless when it comes to people. I saw that on Facebook once.
Anger Marks This Spot
Uh-oh. Might Facebook have been wrong?
Someone is Totally Getting Laid Tonight
Unless that someone’s wife is dead, that is, killed by a coyote.
He Has Friends
Isn’t that sweet? Or maybe not. It may not be sweet at all.
GOTCHA!
But seriously: can we talk about getting a dog now?
This is Kayla
Who knew someone who looks so sweet could be capable of such evil?
And This is the Family
Those pumpkins are real. We think.