Valentine’s Day is an occasion for chocolate, flowers and bubble baths.
In an ideal universe.
In reality, however, Valentine’s Day is often an occasion for attempts at chocolate, flowers and bubble baths, among other romantic gestures.
Fortunately, when these gestures go awry, Twitter is around with hashtags such as “#MyValentinesRemorse” to make us feel better about all those times we royally screwed up on February 14.
To wit…
No Regrets!
We bet those nuggets tasted great. And we also bet he still totally had sex with you.
It’s Not?!?
This is good to know for future reference.
Valentine’s Day Remorse?
More like Valentine’s Day Goals, are we right?!?
OOPS!
For President’s Day, we’re guessing his wife is getting him divorce papers.
Hey, No Judgment Here!
Just add nuggets to the evening and you’re set.
Only 8 Hours of Sleep?
The struggle is real.
We Don’t Think You Understand What “Remorse” Means
But still… well done!
This is an Amateur Mistake
Live and learn, @Marie8203.
Wait… WHAT?!?
You keep doing you, Jillian. We’re not about to say anything negative about this one.
Wait… WHAT?!? 2.0
We’re not sure how this would work. We’re not sure that we want to know.
Come On, Dollar Tree!
Help a misguided guy out!
Nor Should You
This kid knows how to do Valentine’s Day. Take notes, people.
LOL!
And allow us to add: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Where Did I Go Wrong?
What other words are there?!?
We’re Afraid to Laugh
But that’s one lucky pooch!