True Detective Season 2 will feature three leads. Hmmm… we wonder who should play these key roles…
Big Lebowski Trio
They haven’t worked together in awhile. But, come on. If The Big Lebowski sequel never happens…
The Three Amigos
They already win in the wardrobe department. And what criminal could be scarier than El Guapo?
Denise Richards, Matt Dillon and Neve Campbell
Anyone who has seen Wild Things is well aware these three have chemistry. Hot, hot chemistry…
Former Greendale Students
We wish this weren’t the case for Allison Brie, Gillian Jacobs and Yvette Nicole Brown, but the former Community stars are looking for work now…
Three Men Without a Baby
They can handle a newborn. They can harmonize. They can do it all!
Huey, Dewey and Louie
Just think of the (duck) tales True Detective could come up with if these three are at the center of Season 2.
The Harry Potter Trio
Seriously. After successfully defeating Voldemort, do you think these three are scared of some serial killer?
Veronica Mars Trio
Note to True Detective producers: These three already live in California!
The Kardashians
Stop or their mom will shoot… you with a camera she borrowed from E! for some reality show footage.
The Olsens
The Olsen TWINS may be out. But what about the Olsen SISTERS?!?
LeBron, Wade and Bosh
They’ve already conquered the professional sports world. These three need a new challenge.
Three Lethal Weapons
Mel Gibson is looking for a proper comeback vehicle, right? Or are these three too old for this $hit?
The Three Stooges
This one is almost too obvious, don’t you think? Watch out for your eyes, bad guys!
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Have them sing their Christmas song and watch criminals turn themselves in just to make it stop.