Let’s face it:
Used car salesmen are typically known for being a shady lot.
They generally used underhanded and slimy tactics in order to shill for years-old vehicles because, quite simply, who would buy one of these vehicles if the salesman was honest about it?
Well, we’re about to find out.
This is because a man in Houston has posted a lengthy ad on Craigslist for his 1999 Toyota Carolla… and it pulls nary a punch.
The brutally honest posting has gone viral because it’s downright hilarious and, to other owners of other Toyota Carollas, downright relatable.
Scroll down to see what we mean:
This is the Car
It actually looks to be in pretty good shape for a nearly 20-year old car, doesn’t it? What can the owner tell us about it?
These are 23 Photos of the Car
Or at least a picture OF those 23 pictures that the man included in his ad.
A Corolla Gets the Job Done
If that job is literally getting you front point A to point B in relative safety, that is.
What Features Does It Have?
Features?!? Features?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It has four wheels and an engine. Be grateful.
Wanna Hear a Story?
This is it. It has a happy ending, doesn’t it? Thank you, Toyota Carolla.
Go Ahead. Try to Break This Car.
I dare you. I double dare you. Just give it a shot.
The Car Will NEVER Die
It may haunt your dreams and will definitely visit you in the afterlife. But it will keep running while doing so!
No Judgment Here
Seriously, none at all. Just a car that wants to take you to where you are going.
Who Needs Oil?!?
Not this car, apparently. (Note to future owner: You should probably put oil in the car.)
You’ll Never Need to Rent a Car Again
Because this IS a car, you see.
The Car is Famous
It is the subject of its own documentary. How many cars can say that?!?
You’ll Never Need to Wash This Car
Just put on an Alf rerun and feed it some spaghetti and you’ll be good to go.
All About Practicality
Again, this point needs to be made: it’s a car. It’s purpose is to get you someplace. This will do that.
Why Are You Asking About This?
It’s a Toyota Carolla. What could go wrong with it?!?
Let’s Be Honest
Stop living a fantasy and come to grips with reality: this car is just like you. It’s the perfect fit. Stop fighting it.
The Internet Didn’t Just Love This Ad
It found it relatable! Just look at the reactions of these fellow Carolla owners.