For those of you hoping that Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian were going to give it another go, soz.
Disick has reportedly been spending quality time with 21-year-old Australia model Megan Blake Irwin, which is great. The two were spotted in a group out in New York City on April 24th, where they ate at Cipriani and then partied at 1OAK.
Disick and Irwin didn’t make it obvious that they were together; rather, they staggered their exits and entrances so that the paparazzi wouldn’t catch wind.
Because we don’t know a ton about Disick and Irwin’s status (friend zone? Hanging out with the same crew? Secret lovers?), let’s imagine what’s going through Disick’s mind, as well as take a looksie at a few of Irwin’s gorgeous snaps.
So, This Isn’t Happening Right Now
Disick posted this throwback photo to wish Kardashian a Happy Birthday on April 18th, but don’t get any ideas. “By the way everyone relax, people that have three kids together spend time together,” Kardashian told followers on Snapchat. 🙁
Are Disick and Irwin Just Friends?
The two dined at Cipriani in New York on April 24th before heading to 1OAK Nightclub, according to Hollywood Life.
She Seems Nice
You know the Kardashian sisters are pouring over her Instagram like WHOA.
Flavor Of The Night/Week/Coast?
Irwin recently shot a campaign for GUESS.
He’s A Newly Minted Modelizer!
In addition to hanging with Irwin, Disick has been spotted with brunette Christine Burke.
Even He Can’t Believe His Luck
“Wait, really? The leggy broads love the Lord?”
Coming Soon: A How-To On Dating Models
Chapter One: Become a reality star….End of chapter.
Hanging Out With Models Is Exhausting
It’s times like these that Kourtney’s schedule sounds like a dream: early to bed, early to rise, with an avocado smoothie thrown in somewhere around lunch time.