A Twitter user named Kelly Keegs was recently on an airplane.
And a couple near Kelly was breaking up in rather public, epic fashion.
So Kelly did what anyone in this day and age would do: She live Tweeted the split. And this is what she wrote online as documentation:
So it begins…
Keep your seatbelts fastened and your waterworks in check please.
Is this really a surprise?
Come on now. Is it really????
$40 for THIS?!?
Biggest rip-off EVER!
It’s getting ugly
Who cares the least, that is the question!
SO MEAN!!
It’s just… why are you SO MEAN?!?
Let me be me!
Why won’t you just let me be me? The best me, no less?!?
Wait… who are the others?!?
This argument has taken a sudden, unexpected turn.
Do I have any redeeming qualities at all?
Why must you hate me in such an extreme manner?
The road to nowhere
We’re starting to just feel badly now.
A new player emerges!
Charlotte? Who’s Charlotte? We have so many questions!
No offense…
… but we think this was established awhile ago.
On second thought
A lot can change at 35,000 feet.
All is well that ends well
Until the next plane delay, that is.