We had never heard of Nick Lutz prior to the reading of this story.
But we can safely now say that Nick Lutz is our hero.
Having received a long note of apology from an ex-girlfriend Lutz believed cheated on him, Nick decided to break out his Red Sharpie and mark the letter up.
He edited certain sections for grammar and other sections for logic.
He even handed out a grade at the very end, prior to sharing the revised letter on Twitter, along with the caption: “When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back.”
Amazing, right? Scroll down to see the changes Lutz made to this mea culpa… and to learn the final grade!
This is Nick Lutz
Just so you have a face to go with the name/edits.
This Was the Tweet He Sent
Look at all those Likes! Ready to break down each photo?
What Is This?
Nick had some hard-hitting questions for his ex. Take note of where he basically asked here, WTH are you talking about here?
A Fault Premise
When his ex wrote, “I never cheated on you,” our hero marked it with: “Strong statement. No supporting details to support your hypothesis.”
Think About It
“If there is no reason to lie, why isn’t the truth being told?” Nick asks here.
In Conclusion
A D-minus. Ouch!
For What Reason?
Wrote Lutz: “Long intro, short conclusion, short hypothesis but nothing to back it up. Details are important. If you want to be believed, back it up with proof. You claim that cheating never occurred but place blame on yourself, then what for? Need to stop contradicting your own story and pick a side. While this gesture is appreciated, I would prefer details over statements. Revision for half credit will be accepted.”
Twitter Reacts
This may be our favorite reaction to anything. Ever.
We’d Have Dumped Her for This Reason Alone
It’s almost worse than cheating.