Ryan Case, Emmy Award-winning editor of Modern Family, was recently on board a flight apparently to Las Vegas.
On its own, this is a mundane subject.
But case happened to not only encounter someone he dubbed the “Worst Person in the World” for her mid-flight behavior…
… he subsequently Tweeted every detail as it took place in order to make sure everyone understand how how awful of an individual he was talking about.
In short: She was REALLY awful.
This is why:
I Found Her!
Strong start here by Case to his Twitter tale, as he tells us up front just who he encountered on his flight.
More Like Hawaii 5-NO!
Sorry for the obvious pun. But you’ll soon understand what inspired us to make it.
An Inebriated and Obnoxious Mea Culpa
Her struggle is real, people. And it isn’t sober, either.
Pretty Sure You Don’t Even Need Another Single, Lady
Go go ahead and shoot your shot, I suppose. Times two, apparently.
The David Guetta?!?
Oh. Wait. Sorry: I don’t care.
The Murder Will NOT Be in Self-Defense
But it will still be justified, trust me.
You Guys!
You guys! You guys! You guys! You simply won’t believe how cool this woman is.
Wait, Am I Being Racist?
You aren’t being racially sensitive, it’s safe to at least say that.
Why, Universe?!?
Why, oh why, have you done this to me?!?
What Happens in Vegas…
… you know the rest. And probably hate us for bringing this slogan up.
You Don’t Drink?
Fine. But do you wanna eat… me?!?
There Wasn’t a Rolls Royce in Sight
Crazy, right?!?
At Least She’s Honest?
Close-minded and ignorant and racist… but honest? That’s all we can really say about her positively.
Sorry for Talking Your Ear Off
Let’s just go takeour clothes off!
Say Cheese. Come On, Say Cheese!
Say it, dammit!
Just Have One
Just have a sip. Just try it, dammit!
I’d Feel Bad for Her, But…
… SHE SUCKS.
You Get a Business Card!
And you get a business card! And you get a business card!
NBD or Anything
Just my Tom Fords. You know how it is.
Where Did They Go?!?
We may never know, folks.
Is It Wrong to Lock Someone in an Airport Bathroom?
Asking for a friend.
Don’t You Get It?!?
I need to drink. I’m not in first class for once!
Remember When I Wanted to Murder Her?
I’ve come a long way. Now I just want to hurt her.
This is Not to Say Hawaii 5-0 is Boring
It’s just… holy God. This woman has to go to sleep!
Now You KNOW She’s Wasted
Because no one has ever enjoyed The Mysteries of Laura.
I’ve Never Felt More Sorry for Anyone in My Life
I’m not even being sarcastic here.
Oh, You Like Las Vegas?
This is the first I’m hearing of this… NOT!
See. It’s Not Just Me.
It is EVERYone.
Maybe Someone Else Will Kill Her
Save me the prison time, you know?
Zip It, Lady
Thankfully, the flight attendant has stepped in.
Pissh, Whatever!
Less thankfully, she just made her most annoying comment yet.
Okay, This Isn’t Funny Anymore
It was never really funny. But still.
Hawiai 5-0 is About Cops
And speaking of cops!
For Those Wondering What She Looks Like
Here you go!
Police are on the Scene
Four of them, to be exact.
I Can Never Drink Tito’s Ever Again
Or even talk to someone named Tito.
Poor Abdul
The guy doesn’t drink, as has been well established. But he’s probably wishing he did right about now.