Controversial 90 Day Fiance couple Larissa Lima and Colt Johnson are over, but they’re not done with each other.
They have been trading insults on social media.
Colt’s latest veiled barb was offering himself up for rent as a fake boyfriend on Valentine’s Day.
(If he’s serious and someone takes him up on the offer, the world wants to know what that is like)
In the process, he shaded Larissa for having relied upon crowdfunding.
Speaking to In Touch Weekly, Larissa says that Colt’s insult represents a new low for him.
Take a look at exactly what he had to say, and Larissa’s response:
It’s Larissa vs. Colt
Their mutual animosity means that, less than one month after their January 10 split, Larissa and Colt are exchanging thinly veiled barbs on social media.
This time, Larissa is speaking out
Colt’s latest attempt at “shade” went too far, and she’s not going to remain silent when someone is talking about her like this.
So what did Coltee do this time?
Colt Johnson took to social media to offer himself up as a Valentine’s Day date
Do you want Colt as your Valentine?
If so, be prepared to pay — you have to rent him.
For $20, he’ll pretend to be your friend
For $50, he’ll go on a romantic dinner with you, complete with photos for social media.
Add another $10, and it’s dinner with your parents
It goes up and up until, for $300, he’ll pretend to date you until two weeks after Valentine’s Day — the end of February. That means pictures, going “official” on social media, and even a public kiss.
So what does that have to do with Larissa?
If Colt wants to be a platonic rentboy, that’s his choice. But he couldn’t resist insulting his ex while making the offer.
Colt shared the offer with a caption
His caption reads: “Better than asking for donations, I guess.”
Larissa has responded
“I think that is just low, that he brings up my donations,” Larissa tells In Touch Weekly.
Her crowdfunding was very necessary
“Everyone knows that attorney doesn’t work for free,” Larissa points out. “And I need three.” She needs a defense attorney, a divorce attorney, and an immigration attorney.
She’s proven that she’s willing to work
“I worked for [eight] months on this TV show waking up 6 a.m. to get ready, recording all day,” Larissa says. “Even [when] I was sick.” It is important to remember that recording for a reality show is a lot of work and requires hours and hours of filming, which is often why reality stars are at their worst behaved while on camera — they’re cranky.
But she hasn’t been paid
Of Colt, Larissa says: “and he got all the money.” She cannot legally be paid for work in the US, which puts her in a very difficult position, especially since she says that Colt emptied their shared bank account and deactivated her phone — and kept some of her most valuable possessions.
Colt’s latest jab is no surprise to Larissa
Sure, he in one breath offers himself to rent as a boyfriend while implying that Larissa’s crowdfunding is “worse,” but Larissa says that it’s part of who he is. “Everything that he says just shows off his true colors,” Larissa concludes to In Touch Weekly.
Colt isn’t really one to talk
As Larissa has explained, it’s more than just her violent breakup with Colt and attorney fees that are leaving her asking generous fans for support.
Larissa is fed up
It’s not just Colt, it’s insinuations and outright accusations from fans that made Larissa speak out
She’s not a golddigger and she wasn’t just after a Green Card
Larissa points out that if she had wanted a Green Card and an easy life in America, she would have made a profile to troll for wealthy American men. Colt is not super wealthy. Not long before 90 Day Fiance filmed, he had lost his job in Seattle, which is why he moved to Vegas.
Larissa says that Colt pursued her from the start
She says that Colt is the one who contacted her, that she blocked him more than once during their online courtship. He was then the one who insisted that they meet up in Mexico. She was charmed.
What’s not charming is the financial issues
Larissa shared screenshots that appear to show Colt depleting the money in their shared account while Larissa was waiting for her friend, Carmen, to bail her out on January 11. That means that Larissa has nothing from 90 Day Fiance and nothing from the Cameos that they filmed for fans.
And she says that Colt kept her material things
She says that he deactivated her phone, but she was able to make payments on it … right up until he reported it stolen. Phones are vital for navigating everyday life. And she says that the gift of an iPhone was the only thing of value that she got from the marriage.
Colt kept many of her things
She made a collage of things, including her Goodwill wedding dress, that she accuses Colt and Debbie of keeping after she and Colt split. Yikes.
She might be right
Colt himself wrote on Instagram that Larissa’s belongings were all packed up. If he and Debbie did the packing, then anything held back from Larissa was their choice — rather than something that she forgot.
Colt says it’s all Larissa’s fault
90 Day Fiance blogger John Yates shared conversations attributed to Colt in which he claims that it’s actually Larissa’s own fault that he reported her phone stolen.
What is Colt using those allegedly stolen thousands for?
You’d think that he’d be making a decent salary as an engineer, but considering his expensive porn habit ($60 for a single video?), maybe he was counting on that 90 Day Fiance cash.
Remember, they filmed more than just Season 6
In December, Larissa let it slip that she and Colt filmed for 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? Ashley Martson and Jay Smith are believed to have also filmed for the show.
No wonder Larissa’s pissed
Memes transcend language and even cultural barriers. Sometimes.
This is only going to get worse
Their feud is ugly now, but imagine them facing off in divorce court. Even amicable exes can turn sour when it comes to divorce arguments.
Maybe Larissa will get back some of her belongings and cash
But it is also entirely possible that she could get deported back to Brazil, both because of her arrest in January and because of this divorce. Will Colt push for that outcome? This could get ugly.