DING! DING! DING!
The gloves came off on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation this week — but not between Ronnie Jen Harley for a change.
Instead, some loser/jerk/douchebag at a club insulted Deena, which brought the cast together in retribution against this loser/jerk/douchebag .
Where did things go from where? How ugly and/or violent did it get?
And do we have an update on Jen and Ronnie???
Scroll down to find out!
Keeping Things Chill
Deena Cortese was pregnant and back in town early in this episode. As a result, the ladies decided to do a low-key, “classy” wine night. What could go wrong from there, right?
No, He Didn’t Mean Phat
Together, they drank, they ate “17 pounds of cheese. And they laughed. And they had a fun time overall. However, on their way out of the restaurant, some dude in white linen pants slammed as Deena fat.
Take It Away, JWOWW!
“Oh, hell no!” Jenni told the camera. “You can come after me all day, but the moment you talk about my friends, game over. I will annihilate you.”
What the Eff is Wrong with You?!?
JWOWW then charged at the dude and asked him: “Were you just making fun of a pregnant girl?!” Without missing a beat, he replied, “I was. I did. I called her fat.”
And Then It… Was… On!
BOOM! “You’re a piece of shit! You’re a f-cking bitch, bro!” she yelled in the loser’s face. White Linen Pants Man called Jenni a bitch and suggested she should go party with him.
Wanna Get Whooped?!?
“You wanna get whooped by a f-ckin bitch?! This is what’s wrong with America. Piece of shits like you going after pregnant girls,” Jenni added before the girls managed to pull her away. “He’s lucky that I’m full of brie and have Louboutins on.” HA!
Yo, Fellas…
The women went home and told the guys what had transpired, which made them all pissed. Especially Pauly D.
What a Coincidence!
The next night, the group is out to eat and drink… and White Linen Pants Man shows up at the bar! It’s almost like this was scripted!
Don’t I Know You?
And then Angelina Pivarnick realized she knew the girl who was with this troll.”Every time we’re out, she tries to f-cking fight me,” Angelina told her pals. “She’s a stripper. Like, literally strips for a living.”
Oh, No, You Don’t!
After the guy shook hand with The Situation, Snooki told the “f–king turd” to “get the f–k away.” He, in turn, shouted some obscenities in her direction, but eventually went back to the bar. And poor Mike attempted to keep the situation calm because he was on federal probation.
Away We Go
The group tried to distance itself from the confrontation by going upstairs, but the moron followed them and flipped them off. And that was the final straw!
Pauly Attacks!
“WHAT’S UP, COUSIN? WHAT’S UP, COUSIN? WHAT’S UP, MY GUY? YOU WANT SOMETHING, MY GUY?” Pauly screamed as he made his way from the couch to the dude’s face in, like, two and a half seconds. His veins were bulging. Our man was not messing around.
Go Pauly! Go Pauly!
“YOU DON’T WANT SOMETHING, MY GUY!” Pauly continued to shot as security escorted the man away. The girls and the rest of the bar patrons shouted, “Pau-ly! Pau-ly! Pau-ly!” It was great.
Wait! There Was More!
Ronnie them emerged from the bathroom and the guy was there. “Is that gold?” he said to Ron as he leaned in and touched his chain. “I don’t wear gold, even though I have more money than you. I don’t show. Anybody that shows, you know what they call ’em? They call ’em a no-show. You’re shit. You’re nothing. I honestly wear nothing, and I’m very proud of it.”
Dude Was the Worst
“Just like nothing calls pregnant girls fat chicks, right? That’s what you do?” Ronnie replied, to which white linen pants said: “I call a fat chick a fat chick, baby.”
So Much Tension
“I’m not your baby, first of all. Second of all, don’t ever touch my chain,” Ronnie responded before walking away. “Let’s go. Homeboy want to go, let’s go.”
Cue the Fight!
Outside of the establishment, the stripper girlfriend of this loser started running her mouth at Angelina, shouting over the railing: “You a bitch! Go suck a dick! You ain’t gon’ do shit. C’mon, baby.” Angelina eventually snapped and charged at her. The two latched on to each others’ hair, and hands went flying. Security guards had to pull the two apart. It was amazing.
I’m on Probation!
“What a f-cking hater, yo!” the stripper yelled after Angelina was taken away. “Nah, I ain’t done now! You might as well lock me the f-ck up. I’m on probation. I’ll kill that bitch! I ain’t frontin’ this.”
And… Scene!
The episode concluded with Angelina chucking a restaurant chair over the railing. Talk about total chaos!