Folks, Jenelle Evans is at it again.
As you may know, Jenelle deleted her Twitter and Facebook accounts and kept a low profile on Instagram in response to last month’s scandals involving her husband, David Eason.
But now, Jenelle is back, and she’s making up for lost time in a major way.
In the past 24 hours, Jenelle has returned to Twitter, attacked two of her co-stars in bizarre tirades, and claimed that Eason is being bullied by MTV for his “conservative” views.
It’s almost too much to keep track of, but don’t worry — we’ve been monitoring the insanity for you:
The Wrath of Jenelle
Jenelle is pretty much always angry, but this week, it seems she’s more pissed off than ever before.
Back on Her BS
In a truly bonkers video posted to her Instagram page last night, Jenelle addressed two recent controversies, both of them involving her husband, David Eason.
The Randy Feud
Eason has been accused of issuing violent threats to Randy Houska, the father of Teen Mom 2 star Chelsea Houska.
The Stalker
He’s also been accused of stalking the Teen Mom 2 set and making threatening comments to producers despite being fired from the show.
Jenelle Goes Off
In this video, Jenelle addresses both recent scandals in a way that’s unlikely to sway anyone to her side.
Real News
“So I see articles lately saying that David is harassing cast members,” Jenelle begins.
A Quick Interjection
We’d like to pause and point out to Jenelle that the reason she sees articles like that is because David posted a video in which he threatened physical violence against Randy.
Always Classy
“Randy started this from the beginning,” Evans added. “This old man wants to tweet about my life … like he’s my dad or sh-t.”
Clearing the Air
“David never said he was gonna come to your business, so let’s get that straight,” Jenelle adds, addressing Randy.
Technically True …
But he did boast about his gun collection and threaten to “realign” Randy’s jaw, so there’s that …
Odd Flex
“So Randy, before you worry about my issues, maybe you should go see if your daughter has any issues,” Jenelle says in an oddly threatening tone.
But Okay
Chelsea is commonly regarded as the most stable of the Teen Moms, and she’s extremely close with her father, so we really have no idea what Jenelle is getting at there. Of course, she probably doesn’t either.
Disturbing
“And you guys say David has to disturb filming all the time,” Jenelle said in response to reports about David’s efforts to mess up his family’s sole source of income.
Poor Kid
“No, when my son has a soccer game, he’s going to be there and he’s going to be watching,” Jenelle concluded. “Sorry and not sorry.”
Jenelle Yelps
But if you thought Jenelle’s harassment of Randy would end with that video, you’ve got another thing coming.
But How Are His Root Canals?
Screenshotting an article from this very website, Jenelle went on Yelp and wrote Randy’s dentistry business a one-star review.
UNPROFESSIONAL!!!!
Jenelle claims Randy tweeted that David broke her jaw, which of course, he never did.
Good to Know
Jenelle went on to tweet that she “def” does “not recommend” Randy’s services to anyone … even though she’s never had him as a dentist.
Moving On
Jenelle also hosted an illuminating Q&A on Instagram, which began with the revelation that she’s still friends with Briana DeJesus, despite the fact that Bri tweeted articles about the assault allegations against David.
Other People
Jenelle went on to reveal that she thinks about other people more than her relationship. We already knew that, homegirl.
A Vision of the Future
Somehow, Jenelle has never considered that if she gets fired by MTV she’ll lose control of her carefully-crafted narrative.
Kail Shade
At first, Jenelle didn’t have much to say about her least favorite topic, Kailyn Lowry. More on that later.
How Do U Deal?
For the record, David believes the Civil War had nothing to do with slavery and slaves in America were from Israel, not Africa. These are not mainstream conservative beliefs.
A Side of Kail
Ah, the old “I had a black friend growing up!” excuse. No racist has ever been friends with a person of a different race!
Speaking of Bigotry
Jenelle doesn’t like to talk about Kail unless she’s assailing her for her bisexuality. Go figure …
What Happened
Yes, we’re sure it’s Kail who slowly transformed into the worst kind of person over the past few years.
She Shed Drama
We also would have accepted “because it’s easier to drugs in there without waking the kids.”
Guess Who’s Back
Jenelle is also back on Twitter following a brief hiatus. But fans have noticed there’s something different about her account.
Mass Exodus
Jenelle seems to have lost a LOT of followers. Like … over a million of them.
Sign of the Beast
Evans went from several million to 666 thousand. So it’s safe to assume the End Times are upon us.
She Won’t Be Missed
To be fair, if anyone knows about being mean AF, it’s Jenelle. Byeeeee!