Jenelle Evans: I'm Single! David Eason is GONE! By Author Emily Trainham at Feb 17, 2019 • Category David Eason Guys …You know the moment we’ve been hoping and praying for for years now?It just happened.Jenelle Evans has officially declared herself single.DAVID EASON HAS LEFT THE SWAMP BUILDING.This is a huge moment for Teen Mom viewers, and probably for Jenelle and her family, too.Who knows how long it will last, but for now, let’s savor this messy details, OK?Trouble in Paradise 1So Jenelle and David have never had a healthy relationship. Ever.Makes Sense 2(Getty)But we are talking about Jenelle here, so that’s to be expected.A Step Up? 3In the very beginning of their relationship, some people actually thought David was good for Jenelle. He had a good job, which was already a big step up from previous boyfriends.Oh … 4But then we found out about his criminal history, which involves a whole bunch of arrests, some stints in jail, and a restraining order from an ex after accusations of domestic violence.Sorry ‘Bout It! 5So yeah, not so much a fairytale.Come Through, Babs 6(Getty)Barbara, Jenelle’s mother, said early on that David was the worst boyfriend Jenelle has ever had, and although many people couldn’t believe it then … well, we never should have doubted you, Barbara.Gross 7After they’d been dating for just a little while, David quit his job and gave himself the new job of running Jenelle’s entire life.So Sketchy 8He insisted that he be the one to talk to Barbara and Nathan Griffith for anything involving Kaiser and Jace, and although it was never solid to begin with, he destroyed the relationship Jenelle did have with her mom.Poor Kaiser 9We saw him be especially mean to poor, precious little Kaiser — most fans think it’s because he looks so much like Nathan, who he’s always been weird and jealous about.So Sad 10The story about Kaiser’s alleged abuse is long and sad and awful, but the gist of it is that both Nathan and his mother, Doris, have claimed that Kaiser has told them that David hits him.Heartbreaking 11CPS has gotten involved at least a couple of times, and there’s been at least one attempt to take custody from Jenelle over this.Just So Much Horror 12But, believe it or not, there’s so much more about David that is just plain terrible.Yikes 13He’s homophobic — homophobic enough to get himself fired from Teen Mom 2, which is pretty remarkable when you consider what trashy reality show gold this guy is.So Wrong 14He’s said multiple times that he wouldn’t allow his children to be gay, because apparently he thinks he has a say in it, and he recently got a temporary ban from Facebook for saying that he’d beat his children if they ever told him they were transgender.Ugh 15He’s also obsessed with the Confederate flag, so, you know, racism.JUST WHY 16He’s also so deranged that he was visited by the Secret Service after he made a video shooting an assault rifle — a video in which he tagged Donald Trump.Stop, David 17After the visit, he started showing off all his guns and claimed that he’d shoot anyone who stepped foot on his property uninvited.This Guy … 18He was being investigated by the FBI for a bit afterwards, but then he got that Facebook ban, so we haven’t heard anything else about it.Wow 19All of this would be more than enough for the average person to file for divorce, right?But Wait! 20Not so fast!Oh Man 21(MTV)There’s also the little matter of that 911 call Jenelle made back in the fall.Hysterical22(2015 Bruce Glikas)In the call, we heard Jenelle crying hysterically, telling the operator that David had knocked her to ground so hard that she thought he broke her collarbone. She sounded genuinely afraid, and she’s never been a great actor.Oh, Honey 23In the weeks following this incident, she tried her best to convince everyone that everything was fine, that it was all a big misunderstanding.… Really? 24In a recent episode of Teen Mom 2, she claimed that they’d been drinking one night, and that he left for a while and wouldn’t answer his phone, so when he came back, she ran at him then tripped and fell in a hole.Not Great 25She said that she made the 911 call because she was mad at David, which wasn’t super believable.Good 26At the time, Barbara said that she’d be ready to help Jenelle whenever she decided to leave David, and that although she wasn’t happy with what was happening, she wanted to be there for her daughter.It’s Time 27It looks like Barbara didn’t have to wait too long … because according to both Jenelle and David, their marriage is over.Fair 28According to a report from The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, Jenelle and David have been struggling with these last few Teen Mom episodes, the ones about the 911 call.Weird! 29Valentine’s Day came and went without a peep from her, which is very strange because usually she takes every opportunity to try to convince everyone how great David is.Uh Oh 30Then on Friday, David changed his relationship status on Facebook to “single.” And it all fell apart from there.Where, Indeed! 31On Saturday, Jenelle posted on her Instagram story, asking “Wonder where my husband went?”Hooray! 32We’re taking that to mean that in addition to the Facebook thing, he also literally left her, which is really just amazing news.Separated 33She then changed her own relationship status to “separated,” which is also great.Oh Dang 34She even changed her profile picture and said she was “Single AF.”Awww, Sad 35“Someone change my mood,” she then requested.Shots Fired 36She posted this Maury meme, apparently suggesting that David is a bad father, which is very interesting because she thinks she has room to criticize someone else’s parenting.Direct, Huh? 37And in case you didn’t get that she’s single now, she shared some photos of an outfit she likes and asked “Who wants to go out with me so I can wear this?”Hold Up 38Before we get too excited, we have to remember that while all of this is very exciting, and while most normal people wouldn’t do all of this unless they were 100% done with their partner … this is Jenelle we’re talking about here.Oh, The Hope … 39She and David have definitely changed their relationship statuses on Facebook before during fights, so there’s no guarantee that they’re really over.SAME 40But boy, are Teen Mom fans excited for what’s going to happen now.Poor Barb 41As one person speculated on Twitter, “Jenelle has serious abandonment issues & can’t function w/o a man. It wldn’t surprise me if they are getting back together & will put alllll the blame on Barb (since Barb totally outed David). That is easier than than dealing w reality. Barb need to be careful now.”Seems Likely 42“Who thinks david will go on a rant and post about jenelle??”another person asked. “I think if they truly seperate he will slam her in every way he can (sex tapes, prood she did drugs, ect). I also think he will take everything.”Also This 43Along that same train of thought, someone said “I literally don’t care if David has a video of Jenelle shooting H or getting a train run on her, I’d much rather see that than the continuous abuse of her kids at his hand.”Poor Maryssa 44“So if Jenelle and David split, what is going to happen to poor Maryssa?” read one tweet about David’s oldest daughter, the one he has custody of.WHOA THERE 45One especially dark tweet said “What if this is a set up to Kill Barb. Barb Joke about David coming to her house to Kill her. How do we know this isnt a setup. Jenelle Being Nice to Barb then faking the split then she moves in with Barb since she has no place to go Then one night lets David in to kill barb.”Another Possibility 46“Jenelle will say ‘we never broke up, everything is fine. David went to rescue a bus full of Nuns. I called his phone and he didn’t answer, so I was mad at him. that’s all, It’s all my fault,'” yet another Twitter user joked.What Next? 47(MTV)So where do we go from here? If they do get a divorce, they don’t have a prenup, and as all these people pointed out, he’s petty enough to do anything in his power to make her look bad.Oh, Ensley … 48And what about Ensley? Who would get custody? Who would be the better choice? Why is everything so awful?Hold Tight 49There are so many questions, but right now, this could go a bunch of different ways. So we’ll just have to hang in there and hope for the best, OK? “The best,” of course, being that Jenelle invents a time machine and goes back to before she ever married this jackass.