At this point, it’s almost impossible to imagine that Jenelle Evans could sink any lower in the estimation of Teen Mom 2 viewers.
Yet somehow, the Carolina Hurricane keeps discovering new rock bottoms as she sinks to depths we never thought possible.
Recently, the revelation that Jenelle keeps her pills out in the open in a house full of toddlers is the latest thing to piss fans off.
And that’s arguably not even the most shocking Jenelle behavior of the week, which tells you all you need to know right there.
So prepare yourself for a deep dive into the psyche of reality TV’s most maligned villain, as we break down Jenelle’s latest colossal f–k up.
The Cops Come A-Callin’
Our scene begins with a Teen Mom 2 producer informing Jenelle that there’s a sheriff at the door. Jenelle seems remarkably unfazed, but still refuses to answer the door.
Sheriff On the Land
Asked by the producer why someone might have called the police, Jenelle replies, “There’s nothing I did, so [shrug].” Like we said, she doesn’t seem terribly concerned.
You Gotta Warrant?
Jenelle asks if the sheriff “has papers in his hand.” You know you’re a horrendous mom when you’re this casual about the cops being called to your home for a wellness check.
Her Bright Idea
At this point, Jenelle decides to have David answer the door, because apparently, he’s the brains behind the operation.
Calling In the Big Guns
When the knocking began, Jenelle and David were sequestered in the back of the house and took a long tiime emerging.
The Alibi
“I’ve been here at my house, not worrying about no one, not doing shit,” Jenelle explains. Can someone explain to her that being completely inactive is not a good thing when you have kids?
Auditioning For a Role on COPS
Unemployed Dave stumbles out of his room shirtless and buttoning his pants in the middle of the afternoon, which is probably how roughly 99% of wellness check respondents answer the door.
Wait a Second …
Let’s pause here and ask ourselves what exactly Jenelle and David were doing in that backroom by themselves.
The Obvious Answer
Given David’s state of undress, the obvious answer would be that they were having sex. But Jenelle answered the door immediately, fully clothed.
The Accurate Answer
Sadly, those who have been paying the closest attention to Jenelle and David’s behavior over the past few years know that they were most likely sleeping or doing drugs. Which would be fine — if they didn’t have young children to take care of.
Now THAT’S White Privilege
The way David opens the door knowing full well there’s a cop who’s been kept waiting on the other side is … well, it has to be seen to be believed.
“Sup, Man?”
Yes, David kept a sheriff waiting on his porch, then greeted him in the way that one would greet a truant weed dealer.
Dictating the Terms
David demands a warrant, then an explanation. All the while, he refuses to comply with the sheriff’s request to step outside.
A Little Star-Struck, Maybe
The cop is clearly nervous, and when he informs David that “someone called for a security check on some children,” Eason fires back, “Go to the daycare then,” and shuts the door in his face.
Shock and Awe
Jenelle is clearly appalled by the course of events, as she wonders aloud how might have called for a “well check.”
Prime Suspect
David is less confused, and already seems to know who’s responsible.
Enraged Dave
“Let me get ahold of Nathan,” Eason shouts. “I’m gonna bust his motherf-cking head open.”
The Real Mystery
Is Griffith responsible? Probably, but that’s not the number one question on the minds of Jenelle critics these days.
What Is Going On Here?
This candid glimpse inside Jenelle’s house has left TM2 viewers very curious about life on “the Land.”
The Hole Truth
First, there’s that mysterious hole in the wall. We’ve seen it before, and every time, we can’t help but imagine what might have caused it.
Pills Galore
And then there’s the MASSIVE stash of pills that can be seen behind Jenelle in several shots.
The Issue
We’re not here to judge anyone for any medical issues they may have chosen to keep private, and we know that David had a thyroid cancer scare a few years back. The problem isn’t the quantity of pills — it’s how they’re being stored.
A Frightening Situation
“All those pill bottles are making me nervous with three toddlers running around,” wrote one Reddit user.
Wise Up, Jenelle
“I have no problem with prescription pills,” another viewer added. “I take one daily. But you put that sh-t on top of the fridge, not at a kid’s hand level.”
Just the Beginning
Something tells us this won’t be the last time the local sheriff will be paying a visit to Jenelle. Fortunately for her, she keeps a lawyer on retainer.