Everything is a complete and total mess out on Jenelle Evans’ swamp right now.
There was that leaked 911 call in which Jenelle straight up said that David Eason assaulted her, then there were all those sad denials that anything was wrong.
Everyone thinks David knocked her teeth out, and he also threatened to kill Chelsea Houska’s father.
Like we said, it’s bad.
There was also a recent incident during Teen Mom 2 filming where David showed up and taunted producers while Jenelle laughed.
It was actually kind of scary, but you know Jenelle: she’s defending him, despite all those many, many red flags.
The “Happy” Couple When Jenelle married David Eason last year, who could have imagined that they’d be in the situation they’re in now?
Uh … Well, literally everyone.
The WORST David has been awful probably forever, but definitely since Jenelle first started dating him.
Not a Great Sign (Getty Images for MTV) One of the very first things we learned about him was that he had two children from previous relationships, and that his own son had a restraining order against him because he’d allegedly assaulted the boy’s mother.
Jenelle, If You’re Reading: THIS IS NOT NORMAL AND IT IS NOT GOOD.
Gross Still, despite the mountains of red flags, Jenelle had a child with David, and she went on to marry him.
Make It Stop We don’t have time to document each and every way that David has proven himself to be awful in the time since he got with Jenelle — nobody does.
Ugh Ugh Ugh But David is aggressive, controlling, terrifying, and several other very bad things.
So Sad Many of his awful qualities were documented in Jenelle’s 911 call that was leaked a few weeks ago.
Heartbreaking (2015 Bruce Glikas) If you haven’t listened to this yet, know that it is really very upsetting — Jenelle, obviously terrified, sobs and tells the operator that David assaulted her and may have broken her collarbone.
Nope, Everything’s Fine! But since that call was released, she’s been doing all she can to convince everyone that David would never hurt her, that it’s all been a big misunderstanding, and that he’s just the best.
Hmm … Oddly enough, she’s never mentioned that 911 call in all of her explanations … probably because there’s no real way to explain that one away.
Oh, OK But the gist of her story now is that they were both super drunk, she fell into him, and somehow they both thought the other person was getting violent.
Wait, What? Sure, it makes absolutely no sense, but what in her life ever does?
What a Mess MTV wasn’t filming during this incident, but they’re in the middle of filming the new season now, so obviously they’re discussing it all.
Well … Jenelle’s discussing it, anyway … David can’t because he’s still fired.
And So … That leads into what we’re talking about today.
Thank God David Eason was fired all the way back in February. He’s not allowed to film, and he’s not allowed to be around while Jenelle’s filming. MTV has made this very, very clear.
What a Jackass Still, he made a scene last week when he rolled up to Jace’s soccer game while MTV was filming.
Just Stop, David In a creepy video he posted on Instagram Live, he and Jenelle pulled into a parking lot right next to the field, and he began taunting the producers.
WHY, DAVID (MTV) He pretended to cry loudly about no longer being allowed to film, and he even called out one producer by name, yelling “Nobody hates you, Larry! Everybody loves you, Larry!”
Way to Go At that point, everyone packed up their equipment quickly and left — it’s unclear if they stopped filming because he was there or because they just happened to finish filming when he made his appearance.
Sorry, MTV But either way, what a jerk, right?
Everybody Relax! But as Jenelle is explaining in a new statement, David’s behavior wasn’t a big deal at all.
Riiiight (Getty) “The crew knows David was playing around,” she told Hollywood Life.
Sure Thing “My security guard, André, came up and asked David how he was doing and ‘hopes to see him soon,'” she claimed.
Maybe! That part might actually be true — her security guard did officiate her wedding, so it’s definitely possible that he could have been friendly with David.
Awww, Girl But then she added that “My director even spoke to David as well and said, ‘Hey,’ really quick after packing up.”
That’s Enough And that’s just sad.
Excuses, Excuses “The crew knew David was on his way because I told them,” she continued.
Of Course (MTV) “They knew David was coming to watch Jace’s soccer game, like he usually does every Saturday. It’s not a big deal and everyone’s making it seem that way.”
Fair, Kind Of (MTV) To be fair, she probably really doesn’t think it’s a big deal, considering how she convinced herself that the 911 incident wasn’t a big deal, too.
Awww (???) Further proof of that is that she also shared this cuddly picture of the two of them, which she captioned “The best view comes after the hardest climb.”
BIG SIGH It’s just so sad that all this is happening, but unfortunately, it’s not at all surprising.
It’s Just Sad Jenelle’s always been with abusive guys, and the way she’s acting now is super typical in abusive relationships.
Upsetting (MTV) If she didn’t leave him after all those reports came out about how he was violent with her children, and if she didn’t leave him after he assaulted her, it’s hard to imagine what would be enough to convince her to save herself and her kids.
What a Nightmare We just hope they all stay safe, because man, is it scary over there.