The following selfie features a young woman from New Orleans named Alyssa.
But it really features one of the messiest bedrooms you’ve ever seen in your entire life.
Earlier this month, Alyssa did what Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian and so many other females have done before her: she posed for a photo in the mirror while wearing a fancy dress.
What’s the big deal, you are likely asking?
All the clutter surrounding Alyssa and the dress, as noted by pretty much everyone on Twitter.
See what we mean below…
Going to Dinner!
What do you think of my sexy dress, Alyssa asked followers? But they proceeded to offer up their thoughts on the incomprehensible mess all around here instead…
Ummm… Is That a Waffle Maker?
By your bedside table? We can’t figure out if we’re confused, scared or impressed.
And Is That a Rat?!?
That settles it. We’re definitely NOT impressed.
Let’s Focus on the Fashion
Forget the rat (!!!) for a moment. Why are you wearing nude-colored shoes with a black dress?
Especially When You Have Other Options
May we suggest the black heel sitting right behind you?
Or Maybe a Pair of Uggs?
It’s cold outisde and they’re RIGHT THERE!
Sending Prayers
God, are you listening? It’s me, random Twitter user.
Help from a Stranger
This user was kind enough to fix Alyssa’s photo for her.
Room Under Construction
Unless Alyssa was without closets, we’re not sure how “construction” is an excuse here.
Bring It On!
Alyssa then leaned in to the criticism, realizing it could make her a celebrity in this day and age.
But Is She Ready to Be a Celebrity?
That really does require a committment and a change of lifestyle.
A New Excuse
Wait! It wasn’t my room! It was my brother’s! Yeah… that’s it!
Might As Well Embrace the Fame
Whatever. If you’re gonna follow me now, I might as well give you a few other reasons to do so.