It’s been seven months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but she’s still finding new and creative ways to embarrass herself in public on a regular basis.
In June, Farrah was arrested after allegedly attacking a staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
And July is already off to a very promising start thanks to some truly embarrassing Photoshop disasters on Farrah’s Instagram page.
We’re not sure what’s funnier — the fails themselves, or the brutal fashion in which Farrah is being roasted by her followers.
Check out the gallery below to decide for yourself:
Farrah Abraham Sucks at Photoshop
Farrah posted this pic to her Instagram page to celebrate Independence Day. Fans were quick to point out the irony of her obvious dependence on Photoshop.
Word Salad
Farrah attempted to explain what her ass has to do with the Fourth of July with one of her classically nonsensical rants:
Shout Out To … Everyone?
“For the I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T,” Farrah wrote. “The leaders, the doers, the disrupters, no better way then celebrating your “survivor journey†on #independenceday stay true to your focus, your ambition, your drive your over coming is noticed and recognized on this very day. Cheers to the independent success stories GOD BLESS THE USA”
Hashtags Galore
Because of course she wasn’t done there, Farrah added: “#blessed #livingmybestlife #ilovemylife #survivor #independentwoman #independent #syrian #american #danish #sicilian #2018 #victor #victory #fireworks #firework”
The Real Issue Here
Obviously, fans were less focused on the ridiculous patriotic caption than on the botched retouching of Farrah’s butt.
A Valid Question
“Omg what’s wrong with your butt?” asked one fan. Needless to say, she wasn’t alone in her curiosity.
WTH Are We Looking At?
“Looks like photoshop gone bad,†one follower commented. “What’s wrong with her booty on the bottom is it just the picture?†asked another.
An Alternate Theory
One observer noted that this might not be a case of bad photoshop, but rather a case of bad plastic surgery.
A Lot to Ponder
“It’s probably from her butt implants being to big for her body. Cause it sure as hell doesn’t match her thighs,” the follower wrote.
A Moment For the Caption
We would be remiss if we didn’t take a moment for the proud patriots who didn’t go the low-hanging fruit of Farrah’s oddly misshapen ass, and instead focused on her Palin-esque caption.
History Lesson
“FYI Independence Day is not about your so-called ‘survivor journey’, whatever that is. Its about the United States of America declaring their INDEPENDENCE from the British. I hate when Americans don’t know their own history,†wrote one follower.
A Bit Harsh?
“Not sure you fully understand the meaning of 4th of July. Independence not independent,†wrote another commenter. “You give America a bad name,†commented another. Far be it for us to defend Farrah, but we think some folks are being a little hard on her.
No Excuses
Okay, so maybe you could chalk up Farrah’s first fail to a botched surgical procedure. But how do you explain the missing bellybutton in this pic?
Disappearing Act
“Photoshopped the belly button right out of the pic!” one commenter observed.
Come Again?
“Most perfect natural body ever!!!” wrote one commenter, who we assume was being sarcastic. God, we hope he was being sarcastic.
The Drita Beef
Not surprisingly, these days, a lot of fans are having fun with Farrah’s feud with former Mob Wives star Drita D’Avanzo.
Again … Harsh
“No one had any idea who you were until Drita said she wanted to open hand smack you on site so you should actually be thanking her because your Instagram has never had so many hits. #Drita put you in the map #everyone hates you #Welcome to NYC,” wrote one commenter, who we’re gonna assume is a Drita fan.
So Violent
“That’s pretty much what your face is going to look like when she’s done with you #I will personally pay her bail #eating popcorn like tick tock,” wrote another frightening follower.
What She Does Best
Some of these comments leave us feeling genuinely bad for Farrah … but then we remember she loves this stuff. The woman lives for attention, and whether it’s positive or negative is inconsequential. So while this might seem like a nightmare for regular folk, to Farrah, it’s living the dream.