Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your friends and family if they happen to be anything other than a rich white man …
Donald Trump is
officially the president of the United States of America.
It’s a tough pill to swallow, but look on the bright side: if Trump succeeds in repealing Obamacare, then so many people won’t have
any more pills to swallow!
But while we all struggle to accept
this new reality (and to avoid the demons and various hellbeasts that will surely start flying out of the underworld any minute now), let’s try to lighten things up, just a little bit.
Let’s check in and see what some of our favorite celebrities are thinking and feeling about Trump’s inauguration!
Katy Perry tweeted that she planned on “sleeping in” for the inauguration, but “Then, I’m marching. #WomensMarch”.
“Ladies, remember to set your clocks back 100 yrs tonight,” Jessica tweeted, along with the classif GIF of Snow White running away in terror.
“Stop telling me to ‘get over it’. Get UNDER it. He works for US. The democratic process is constant. Stay informed, stay engaged, speak up.”
“I am so genuinely grateful that the TV in my trailer is broken today and my wifi doesn’t have the signal to stream. #gooddayforbadtech”
“I’m trying to be a respectful diligent American rt now but as I start to watch this inauguration- Regression is the word that comes to mind.”
“The last 2 inaugurations were very crowded. This one is so… roomy.”
“It’s a great day to watch infomercials!”
“Were only white people allowed to the Washington Mall?”
“Hey gang…just got back from Mars… anything happening I should know about?”
“I made a appointment at the DMV this morning. That’s where I’ll be. The DMV. #AlreadyGreat”
“I think Barron is on his Gameboy. Can’t say I can blame him.”
“I agree with everything he’s saying and nothing he’s doing. One nation under Goldman Sachs.”
“I’m here today to honor our democracy & its enduring values. I will never stop believing in our country & its future.”
“#HistoricalMoment is finally here #InaugurationDay Congratulations President @realDonaldTrump #TrumpTrain #YoureHired #USA #GreatAgain”
“i was going to go to sundance to support john tomorrow but feeling compelled to support my fellow women. see you at the women’s march, DC.”
“We survived 4 years in internment camps. We’ll survive 4 years of anything, even Trump. We’ll do it with courage and dignity, as before.”
“take care of yourselves, and each other.”
“He’s actually doing us a great service, because we have gone as low as we can go. We can only go up from here, so what are we going to do? We have two choices, destruction and creation. I chose creation.”
“Trump’s inauguration will be protested in all 50 states and 32 countries, making this the highest attended 3 Door Down concert to date.”
“I’m boycotting my TV not even watching for the inauguration for the 1st time in my life!”
“Don’t forget to set your clocks back 300 years tonight.”