We have the answer to the question we’ve been asking ourselves over and over for the past year or so: can David Eason get any worse?
The answer, of course, is a great big “yep.”
It feels like every single day, David manages to find new and exciting ways to be a terrible person.
Well, they’re not new, because he definitely has a few favorite tricks up his sleeve, and they’re not exciting, because a racist, homophobic white guy isn’t breaking news or anything.
It’s just unfortunate that a guy like this exists, that’s what we’re trying to say.
And now, thanks to this especially horrific new statement from him … it really is just a shame that he’s a real person, you know?
Swamp Monster
This is David Eason. David Eason is a bad person.
So. Much.
There’s a lot of proof of this.
Naturally
He spent some time in jail before he got with Jenelle, and he’s been arrested for things like breaking and entering, theft, and multiple DUIs.
Gross
He’s also been accused of being violent with ex-girlfriends — the mother of his son, Kaden, was successful in getting a restraining order against him after she claimed in court that he abused her and threatened to kill her.
And This
Also, he’s married to Jenelle, which is a great big red flag in itself.
More Flags
Speaking of flags, he sure does love the Confederate one! He always insists that it’s not a racist thing, even though most of us get that, you know, it’s pretty much a racist thing.
Ugh
Just consider his recent comments about how that new Netlix movie Bird Box is racist because it features two black characters who are good people, and it’s just Netflix’s attempt at mind control. Seriously, he said that.
Hmmm …
Like, are white guys who complain about how much they suffer from racism and who get weirdly excited (perhaps even aroused) by the Confederate flag ever NOT racist?
We Mean …
Not likely.
Of Course
Don’t you dare back David into just one hateful corner though — he’s also very homophobic!
Way to Go, Dave
This is actually what got him fired from Teen Mom 2 — early last year, he went on an awful Twitter rant that exposed his stupid, backwards beliefs.
Yikes
It all started when he was arguing with someone about gun control, and out of nowhere, he told that person “Lmao why don’t you go tell the homo and transgender parents to start teaching their kids better morals? Oh I forgot that’s supposed to be normal.”
Nope
He called gay people “abominations,” and when asked if he’d teach his kids to “hate gay and transgender people,” he replied with “No, I’m going to teach them not to associate with them or be that way… If you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas.”
SO DUMB
When someone called him homophobic, he said “Homophobic? You really lost it now, im not scared if sh-t especially a homo.”
Inconceivable
One Twitter user told David that their daughter was gay and a good person, and dumb ol’ David hit back with “Well if she is lesbian than she wont be able to have kids right? Or she could adopt some troubled children and confuse them even more right?”
Thank Goodness
He was fired after that, and he was also banned from being around the MTV crew while they were filming Jenelle.
Do Better, Girl
Jenelle defended him by saying that that’s just the way he was raised, and that he doesn’t actually hate gay people. They also tried to say that he wasn’t fired, he just stopped filming because he didn’t feel like doing it anymore.
Try Again
But literally no one bought it, and since then, David has been on some weird, terrifying downward spiral.
Too Much
He’s been doing anything and everything for attention, including seemingly threatening the president’s life on Instagram and playing with a dead animal on Snapchat.
It’s Just Sad
Jenelle accused him of abusing her in a heartbreaking 911 call that she’s done her best to ignore, and he’s been accused of abusing Kaiser by Nathan Griffith and his mother.
Stop, Please
He’s being investigated by the Secret Service, and we know this part is pretty insignificant when you consider everything else, but nobody likes him.
Dang It, Dave
And now he’s gone and said another horrifically offensive thing, because goodness knows he’ll wilt and die if he doesn’t get at least a little bit of attention daily.
Oh No
It started when someone on Facebook (he’s been banned from Twitter and Instagram) asked “Serious question what would you do if one of your kids came to you and said dad I think I should be a boy/girl.”
Poor Kids
His answer?
WHY
“I would slap the sh-t out of them.”
Good Question
The same person told him “Man your really trying to lose your kids huh,” to which he responded “smickity smack.”
Fair
Another woman commented “abuse is the norm for you eh?”, which is definitely a fair question — abuse claims do seem to follow him wherever he goes.
Uh, No
“It’s called spare the rod spoil the child,” David tried to explain.
Nice Try (NOT)
Except obviously saying that you’d “slap the sh-t” out of your child for being transgender is clearly a different thing from that “spare the rod” nonsense.
Yep
It’s abusing your child for being open and honest with you about who they are, and as much as David would like to think otherwise, it wouldn’t make him look cool or hardcore or however else he likes to imagine himself.
In Summary …
Basically, David is trash, and as long as Jenelle puts up with a guy who says he’d beat his kids for any reason, she’s not much better.