David Eason is the type of individual that we don’t see in the public eye very much, although any visibility is frankly too much.
He’s an emasculated, unemployed bigot with nothing better to do but spend his wife’s money and stir up fights on social media.
Why he does this is anyone’s guess. To make people think he’s cool or tough? Distracting himself from his own uselessness?
Honestly, we can’t say, but generally, degenerates like David can be found attempting to cadge free drinks at their local dive bars.
That, or cutting eyeholes in bedsheets in preparation for a late night “rally” … sometimes. If you know what we’re getting at.
In this case, though, David married Jenelle Evans, which means he actually has an audience for his loser-y online ramblings.
Sadly for Eason, that audience really just wishes he would stick to flat-ironing his beard hair in his rapidly sinking house.
Case in point? His pathetic, cringe-worthy attempt to troll Jenelle’s co-star Kailyn Lowry on Instagram, as seen below.
Dipsh-t Dave
It’s impossible to overstate how bored Eason is. These days, the 30-year-old spends most of his time on social media spewing bigotry and attempting to stir up fights with people who still have jobs.
Any Target Will Do
Whether he’s spewing bizarre conspiracies about the “true” causes of the Civil War or simply attacking the appearances of his former co-stars, Dave has proven himself to be the ultimate snowflake.
Rage-aholic
He’s addicted to his own outrage, and he needs conflict to distract him from the sad state of his own life.
Small Potatoes
David LOVES stirring the pot with fans by making bizarre claims about how the slaves of the antebellum South were not actually from Africa, but he recognizes that fighting with non-celebs will only earn him so much attention.
Enter Kail
And so, he occasionally focuses his attention on more famous targets, such as his wife’s Teen Mom 2 co-star, Kailyn Lowry.
Why Kail?
David might try to justify his recent dislike for Lowry in a number of different ways, and if pressed, he would probably claim that it’s all because Lowry has feuded with Jenelle over the years. But is that the real reason?
Interesting …
Let’s just say it’s no great surprise that David, a notorious bigot, has decided to focus his attention on Lowry’s relationship with Chris Lopez.
The Beginning
For some reason, a recent photo of Kail drove David into a fit of rage.
Out of Nowhere
Eason posted this comment about Lopez on a 4-day-old pic — in which Chris is nowhere to be found.
Mom Jokes. Classy.
As you can see, Kail didn’t take the bait, so David went after some of her fans instead. Gotta keep busy somehow!
#TeamKail
As you can see, Kail fans and David haters alike wasted no time in coming to Lowry’s defense. Let’s break these comments down one at a time.
Get Him
Of course, all of this comes on the heels of the revelation that Jenelle was hospitalized for her injuries following a recent fight with David.
Forgetting the Past
It’s convenient for Eason to pretend his wife always disliked Kailyn, but before he entered the picture, Jenelle leaned on Lowry quite heavily.
A Barbed Comment
As for David’s assertion that Barbara Evans doesn’t like Kailyn, well — that’s never appeared to be the case.
Shut Up, Dave
Eason’s comments about Kail’s sexuality are ignorant even by his lofty standards, and as many fans pointed out, they could just as easily be applied to Jenelle.
Well Said
The best comments in this thread are the ones that just burn David to the ground for being the pissy, petty, unemployed nobody that he is.
Mind Your Business, Chief
And of course, many pointed out that David is needlessly interjecting himself in a fight between his wife and her co-worker. Can Jenelle not handle herself in these situations?
Hard to Imagine
As Kail pointed out on Twitter, it’s tough to imagine anyone outside of middle school being as thirsty as David.
Never Ceases to Amaze
But the dude has shown us time and again that he’s capable of surprising us at every turn. He really doesn’t know the meaning of rock bottom.
A Lot on His Plate
It’s interesting that David spends sooooo much time on social media, as he really has a lot of issues to sort out these days, and he should probably focus on that task.
Drama on the Land
After all, it was less than two weeks ago that the world first heard this shocking 911 call, in which a tearful Jenelle accuses David of brutally assaulting her.
Come Again?
Jenelle later claimed that she and David were blackout drunk at home (of course) when they stumbled into one another, leading each of them to think they were being assaulted by the other. Makes sense.
CPS Regulars
That scandal comes on the heels of the revelation that David and Jenelle have had CPS called to their home more than 20 times in less than a year.
Suggestion …
Perhaps when you’re constantly being accused of abusing your children, you might not want to get so drunk while the kids are in the house that the police need to get involved. Just a thought …
All In a Day’s Unemployment
Of course, this behavior is all par for the course for Eason at this point. Which is why TM2 fans are clamoring for his entire family to be removed from the show.