911 Calls That Never Should Have Been Made

A Connecticut man called 911 because someone screwed up his sandwich order. Seriously. Here’s the news story about it.

A woman featured in this video called 911 because she wanted an officer to have sex with her and he refused. Really, that’s what happened.

This 911 call is so awesome. A kid actually dials up emergency responders for help with his homework.

Mary Jaggers landed in court for misusing the emergency system after she called 911 and told dispatchers that there were intoxicated people at a bar.

A movie critic dialed 911 from a movie theater in Toronto. Why? Find out in this video.

A father calls 911 in this video because his cat is attacking his family. In his defense, the feline is 22 pounds!

Here’s a new one: a man in Montana called 911 because he was upset that a stripper didn’t have sex with him.

The owner of an “aggressive” cat called 911 after engaging in a multi-hour standoff with his cute pet. Listen to excerpts from that call here.

You won’t believe the reason why this woman dialed 911. Listen to a recording of her call and prepare to shake your head in 3… 2… 1…