Justin Bieber makes us wanna punch him sometimes. Not hard enough to really injure him, but to knock some sense into the little punk. Here is why.
He Bragged About Taking Selena Gomez’s Virginity
The guy actually had the nerve to brag about how he took Selena Gomez’s v-card and how she was so in love with him at the time. Classy move.
He Doesn’t Just Say No
Sizzurp. Weed. Booze. Meds. This guy and his douchebag posse are like a freaking traveling Silk Road.
He Gives Canada a Bad Name
Justin is doing his best to ruin the reputation of an entire nation, which is particularly devastating as The Great White North typically doesn’t produce miscreants like this.
He Yells at Photographers
Sure, the paparazzi suck, and yes, a little more space might help cool his jets. Still, acting like a petulant, entitled brat and threatening people doesn’t help his cause.
He Called Selena a Talentless P–sy
That’s just not very nice.
His Tattoos
Dude, you are not hard. Just stop trying. Also, the irony of having Bible verses tattooed on yourself and then behaving beyond badly 24/7/365 does not go unnoticed.
He’s a Bad Role Model
Forget fan girls, Justin has little siblings who look up to and idolize him. What kind of example is he setting?
He Disrespects Women
Going to a strip club is not the worst offense in the world, but when you do it ALL THE TIME and take pics like this, AND your fans are all young girls? Pretty reprehensible.
He Can’t Keep His Shirt On
Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool.
He Wears Sunglasses Indoors
Like all the time. What a douche.
He Acts All Religious
But only when it’s convenient for him, and doesn’t back it up with positive behavior.
He Uses a Wheelchair to Cut Lines at Disneyland
Yes. He is that f–king guy.
He’s the Worst Neighbor EVER
We pity anyone who lives next to (or even in the same ZIP code as) this asshat.
He’s a Dick and Whips His Out
Seriously. The amount of times we’ve covered incidents involving this kid’s penis is alarmingly high.
He’s a Menace to Society
Ruining your own life is one thing, but when you cross the line into DUI, drag racing and starting fights? That’s when you’re bringing others down with you (and may even be risking their lives), and you essentially suck as a person.
He Thinks He’s Indiana Jones
No. Just no.
He Thinks Swagging is a Thing
Honestly. Watch this clip.
He Can’t Find a Razor
Not that he needs one that often, but when he does need one, he REALLY needs one.
He’s on a Mission to Get Laid
Justin Bieber is not only on a mission to have sex with beautiful models, he actually thinks he can land them.
Even Your Girlfriend Isn’t Safe
So potent is his desire for female affection that he’ll even holler at attached women, as we saw when he helped break up Calvin Harris and Rita Ora.
He Thinks He’s 2Pac
No. Just no.
He Doesn’t Listen to His Mom
He and his mom are supposedly close, but he acts more like his dad, and not in a good way.
He Tells Racist Jokes
Yes, he was 15 and yes, he offered a very sincere apology we accept … but you can’t say this helps his already tarnished image.
This Song Was Never Even That Good
Seriously. Listen to this terribleness and lose all faith in a culture that made him a star.
Orlando Bloom Tried To
If Orlando Bloom thinks it’s okay to take a swing at this douche, that’s reason enough for us.