Looking to make a major apology? Check out these dessert items.
My bad!
Really, I apologize. It probably shouldn’t have done any of that.
Happy birthday…
… now, let’s talk about your drinking problem.
Mario Kart mea culpa
Please don’t judge me based on my emotions during a video game.
You’re fired!
But at least youc an enjoy this delicious cake!
Sorry for puking!
It won’t happen again, I promise. Okay, it PROBABLY won’t happen again.
We still love you!
Just make sure it remains only DRY humping!
A double apology
Once I played tonsil hockey with your sibling, I figured it didn’t matter after that.
Are you thirsty?
But, come on. It takes forever!
Did you guess?
IT’S ME!
Go see your doctor
Yeah. I’m not talking about the delicious dinner item here.
Just an idea
We can maybe still see each other, too.
Blame my partner, though
She was doing a REALLY good job!
At least I realize it now
Not that I plan on changing, but still.
But at least I missed the dog!
Really, it could have been worse.
A cake is totally appropriate for this, right?
Okay, I’ll just go ahead and eat it all.
But she’s hot!
This may or may not have been sent to LeBron James by Delonte West.
Sorry, bro
Maybe I shouldn’t have tased you.
Also, sorry I didn’t have enough icing for “Sorry”
Welcome to the text message age.
So much vomit
We sense a theme in many of these dessert messages.
I was just going for a rebound
It’s called hustle, okay?!?
Has it stopped hurting yet?
I’ll do it less hard next time.
Regretful boning
Okay, we’re not sorry. But sorry you found out about it.
I went too far
Note to self: fire is never funny.
Blood bonding
We don’t wanna know what this is referring to.
But you understand why, right?
It’s the hair.
Also, sorry I have bad grammar
We both have things to work on.
Video game fail
I can’t afford a new one… but enjoy this cake!
A Satanic sorry
Not sure what I was thinking on that one!
There’s always hope…
… or at least there’s always cake.
There’s medicine for that
Hey, at least I didn’t give you crabs!