This just in: Miley Cyrus is not the only person out there who likes to smoke marijuana.
In the following photo gallery, we rundown a series of text messages sent by people who have clearly spent some recent time with good friend Mary Jane… if you know what we mean.
We mean they are totally high. And these resulting texts are totally hilarious:
I Am SO High!
Can you just go around me, please? I’d rather keep lying down.
Scientifically Speaking…
Seriously, think about the rhinos. Just think about them!
Good Luck on the Phone Search
Just keep texting me until you find it. Keep me updated.
God Made Weed!
And dat is the truth! You can take it to the bank. Errr, to the church.
No, the BRAVE Stomach!
Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m referring to.
It’s All About the Cereal
Oh, snap (crackle… pop…)! This person has made it clear that cereal trumps sex at the moment.
Let’s Make a Deal(er)
This dealer does not drive a hard bargain at all. $25 to Walmart is all it took?!?
NOT My Drug Dealer
Just try figuring out this code, cops. Just try!
Dear Me. Keebler…
… it is about to be SO on. Do not way I didn’t warn you.
Give Me the Gold!
Seriously, why isn’t bowl packing an Olympic sport?!?
Eye Don’t Have It!
Eye need serious help! Please, Megan!
We Had No Idea They Made Man-Sized Lunchables
But, hey, who are we to argue with this photographic evidence?
We Love You, Too, Man
Juet be careful. Don’t walk too hot or too cold.
High Humor
Really, it takes very little.
This Must Be the Director’s Cut
No way is this rated G.
Turtles Are About to Take Over the World
And it’s all this person’s fault.
In Need of a Hand
No offense, dude, but you may need more than just a third hand.
Chuck Norris Will End You!
But first he may stop and eat one huge awesome cookie.
We Know the Answer to This Question, Don’t We?
VERY high. He was very, very, VERY high.
You’re Grounded!
But in a good way. Also: you’re my best friend.
Some Free Advice
Text someone who actually knows you? And maybe just keeping sitting there for awhile?
Jesus, Take the Peel
We don’t want to encourage drug use. But if it leads to these sorts of winning puns, well…
Just Chill Out
You know, like your laundry at the moment.
POOPCEPTION
The real question here: which of these users is the high one?
Both. Yes.
Keep firing away! I’ve got all the answers today!
Whale of a Text Message
The real question here is: how does this person not have ALL the friends?
Oreo Cereal!
That does sound very good right now. Where’s it at?!?