Breaking up is hard to do.
Letting it go of a relationship diplomatically after the breakup can be even harder, especially with the instant availability of text messaging.
Breakups Can Eat You Alive
Sometimes literally in Texas.
Tossed Salads Forever
Some things can never be walked back.
A Very Quick 180
Sometimes well-intentioned efforts begin so promisingly before failing quickly and brutally. NOTE: Suck my D is another one of those things you can’t walk back.
If Delilah Can’t Win Her Back …
Sometimes even Google Image Search’s best efforts can’t piece a shattered romance back together.
Bait and Switch, Panties Edition
LOL, that was a good one.
Who (Soni)Cares?!
In fairness, that is a dope ass toothbrush.
Bye Felicia
When you have to explain the reference, it loses its appeal … still a great response though.
Voodoo Ex
Might want to call the cops on this ex.
The Lumbergh
Bill has a way with words.
Sure Didn’t
This relationship broke down due to the parties’ lack of ability to communicate. Just a hunch.
Tweet it Out
These days, nothing is sacred.
Hmm, Good Point
When you put it that way …
I Can’t Believe You!
Honestly, who waits 30 whole minutes to text someone who has just deleted their number and ordered them not to text them!?
Seriously!?
These two seem like they were made for each other.
Libby? Libby?
This ex does not lack for persistence.
Hey! Who is This?
And why are you writing to me about STDs?
It Will Always Be Our Couch
No new girlfriend can ever change that. xoxoxo
Netflix > Alimony
She raises a valid point here.
R-E-L-A-X
It’s like Aaron Rodgers responded to this one.
Literally the Best Advice
Hey, if you can’t live with ’em … then you’re dead.
Reverse Vasectomy
Anytime those two words are involved in an argument, the cringe-worthy quotient is off the charts.
Timeless Insults
Even after a year, that’s got to hurt … or not? Sesame Street had some cute characters and why would they necessarily smell bad (except for Oscar)?
Uhhh
We got nothing when it comes to this one.
Unhappy Anniversary
Maybe just take a pass on this 365 days from now, Karen.
Never Let Go
Of the past, or the free drinks from the open bar.