If you think online dating is a good idea, think again. Here are 25 people who totally fail at online dating. You could end up with one of them.
Mirror Mirror
On the wall…this guy is terrible. The most terrible of them all.
Butt Stuff
What a way to proposition someone, right? I mean…just…jump right in there.
Fun Guns
Check out his fun guns. Or don’t. Your choice. (Don’t. That’s the safe choice. No matter how “sterile” he is.
Creepy McCreeper
Uh…stop moisturizing lady. ASAP. You’ll do yourself some good.
Defiantly Yours, The Nice Guy
Hey there, nice guy. You should probably know that nice guys know how to spell “definitely.”
Here’s a Clue
We’re not exactly sure what that clue is, but we’re guessing it’s probably that we don’t want to date this guy.
Holiday Dinner
This is…you know…almost….just…is he for real with someone he’s probably never even met?
Camoflauge
Mr. Hot Spots totally blends in with that floral wallpaper in his camo jacket. Hot!
Abs!
Look, he says he HAS them, not that they’re nice! We all HAVE abs. The question is whether or not they’re defined or hiding under a layer of blubber.
Ice, Ice, Baby
Are this guy’s eyebrows more distracting than his earring? What is going on here? Why so sad, bro?
Selfish Prick
Well, that’s certainly a way to sell yourself there, dude. Nothing says “message me back” like introducing yourself as a “selfish prick.”
Manners Matter
Saying “please” makes ALL the difference. Still gets you a “nope.”
Morning Wood
Things were great between these two until juuuuuust that moment. Then the line was crossed.
Hearts
This background with that outfit is basically the definition of confused.
Profile Photo Shaming
If a girl wears red lipstick in her profile photo and shows exactly half her face, she’s asking for it. (No, she isn’t.)
Douche Alert
Look, dude. No ALWAYS means no. Full stop. End of discussion. You lose.
Opral Sex
This guy sort of reminds us of that puppetmaster dude from Heroes before the series when totally off the rails. So we’ll pass on the opral sex.
Pleasure Wave
Is that, like, a surfing term? Do you even surf, bro?
Regular Guy
Swear. He’s totally just a regular guy. Who kills birds and other defenseless animals.
To the Point
Well, Roger here wasted no time at all asking his inappropriate questions.
Stalking Is Illegal
In all 50 states. Probably. So dude, maybe don’t park in her driveway and text her from outside.
The Pen Is Mightier
If you don’t know the joke being referenced by the title of this slide, you’re going to need to head to YouTube.
Wanna Hang Out?
She probably didn’t respond because hang out is TWO WORDS. “Hangout” = noun, as in a place. “Hang out” is an action, as in a thing you do. OMG.
Way to Sell It
The ladies are going to be knocking down your door now, dude.
What ARE the Chances?
Survey says?? NOT GONNA HAPPEN.