Not everyone is Kim Kardashian.
Not everyone can get famous off a sex tape afford a personal trainer and have all the time they need to hit the gym to get in shape.
Working out is hard!
But making jokes about working out on Twitter can be easy. Just ask the following funny folks…
This is Enough for the Day
Seriously, I’m pooped.
No Argument Here!
Gain is overrated.
I Need All the Motivation I Can Get
Come get me, serial killers!
My Work Here is Done
But my eating is yet to begin!
What Choice Do I Have?
You want me to choke?!?
Get It?!?
I’ll be here all week. And by “here,” I mean NOT the gym.
My Wrist is Getting a Workout, Though
That counts for something, doesn’t it?
The Guy Behind the Guy
It’s okay if you don’t notice me. I’m not trying to be noticed.
But Seriously, Folks…
… I need to work out.
And We Can Do It With Our Hair Intact!
COME ON!
Fitbit Champion!
I accept all challenges.
Who Needs the Gym?
When Anderson Cooper can silently come home to you.
A Real Gym Rat
I mean this pretty much literally.
All the Way Up There?!?
Who am I, Superman?
It’s a Five-Step Process
And you must pay attention to each one.
See You Next Time
Let’s be honest: I probably won’t.
There IS an Alterative
It’s a revolutionary idea.
It’s a Daily Grind
I’m tired just thinking about it.
Am I Doing This Right?
I may need a few lessons.
New Year’s Resolution… Achieved!
I’m ready for 2017!
Is This a Trick Question?
Because the answer is obvious.
Sing a Song About THIS, John Mayer!
It would be a lot more of a challenge.
Where is the Button for Zzzzzz?
I’ll look for it later.
Win-Win!
Thanks, Doc!