Let’s face it: Your Mom jokes are a bit outdated and a whole lot immature.
They can also be hilarious.
There’s no quicker way to cut someone down to size than to hurl some kind of insult at their mother. The dirtier and more ridiculous, the better
With that in mind, we’ve collected a handful of the best Your Mom jokes in the history of the Internet. Just keep in mind:
This is not us, The Hollywood Gossip, talking to you, our loyal reader. We would never say such things about your loving parent. Please do not take the following slams personally…
No Protesting Here, Though
She was great!
What Time is It?
Mom joke time!
Making Like Your Mom
Most flexible lion ever!
They Aren’t All Sex Jokes
Some are sex jokes.
Someone Actually Made This Sticker
That’s both amazing and depressing.
The Question Isn’t Easy
But the answer is hilarious!
This Poster Was Definitely Sorted to Slytherin
Doesn’t mean it can’t be funny, though!
Let’s Not Forget About the Stupid Jokes
They are also gold.
Spit Take Alert!
This kid gets it.
I Don’t Talk About Your Mom Often…
… but when I do, I’m hilarious.
A Little Gamer Humor
Because everyone has played your mom!
Who Needs Geico?
Not the 99% of people who have been with your mom.
is She Around to Sign for This?
Because it can’t really be left at the door.
Did She Get a New Job?
Which corner does she work on now?
Winter Was Coming
Now? Not so much.
Easy There, Jesus
We didn’t know you had this in you.
An Oldie…
… but a goodie.
Some Classy Humor
Who thought of this?!? (Because we want to shake his hand.)
This REALLY Can’t Be Left at Her Door
Or anywhere on her property, really.
You Tell ‘Em, Cartman!
We mean, she could have just looked through the wall.
This is Gross
And, also, very funny.
Now THIS is Fat!
Clean. Simple. Straight to the point.
The Ugly Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree
If you know what we mean.