Thank goodness for mothers, we know. They brought us into this world and they helped shape us into (hopefully) responsible, benevolent adults.
But they can be so embarrassing at times! Especially when they try to be cool and just end up snapping really ridiculous selfies. Consider these cases in point (and then go give your mother a hug or a phone call anyway)…
This is How You Do It!
Look at mom now, honey. Pay attention! You want the focus to be entirely on your cleavage because that’s how you lure in a man.
MOM!!!!!!
Listen to me and take care of my needs over taking that picture of yourself in a bikini!!!!!!!!
Little Help Here!
The selfie can wait. I am just a toddler. I could drown in this bathtub. Seriously, Mom.
Mommy Needs a Hand
Excuse me, dear, can you stop playing and help mommy for a minute. I can’t get these pants off on my own.
Inked and Proud!
Do you think people will like this, son? Son? Hey… son! Stop looking at my rear end!
Dressing Room Ruckus
We’re really not sure what’s going on here. But nothing good can come out of this.
Getting Chesty
Hey, at least this son isn’t checking out his mom’s private parts. He looks like he’d rather be anywhere else, in fact.
Mommy Needs a Drink
Something a little harder than what’s in that bottle. Go scurry along and bring it to me, son.
I’m Drowning!
Turn around, lady! Please turn around! For the love of God, JUST TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THE BATHTUB!
Butt Of Course!
Mommy is dropping it like it’s hot, dear. Oh, yes, mommy is dropping it like it is hot!
Yes, This Happened
We have no words. This may be the most disturbing photo in the history of the World Wide Web.
Touch It, Dear!
Don’t be afraid. Heck, go bounce a quarter off of it. Let’s see what happens.
Put It Away, Mom!
Please! Nothing is ever gone from the Internet. This will haunt me forever and ever!
No Filter, No Morals!
This is not how most parents would want their kids to remember them. We hope this child’s therapy bills are too high.
Move, Honey
You’re taking up all of mommy’s good sunlight. How am I gonna find you a new daddy that way?
Goodnight Moon?
More like: Mom, Can You Please Stop Mooning Me Right Now; This is Every Child’s Nightmare!
Misguided Seduction
We’re all about taking pride in breastfeeding. No mother should be ashamed of this act. But no mother should turn it into a chance for seduction, either.
Ignore the Child
Forget the pacifier and the stroller, future suitor. Just focus on mommy and come hither.
Do You Like My Lip Ring
Huh? What’s that you say? You find it hard to focus on my sexiness when my son is taking a crap in the background?
Isn’t Mommy Flexible?
Take note of the cigarette in this mother’s hand as well. Just in case you thought this photo couldn’t get any worse.
Simulating Childbirth
See, this is where she came out of. And this is what you can totally tap if you come over later tonight.